Câu Đố – Trạng Quỳnh

Một hôm, nhà có giỗ, làm thịt lợn mời khách khứa đông lắm. Thấy Quỳnh hay nghịch, ai cũng chòng ghẹo chơi. Ðương lúc Quỳnh xem làm thịt lợn, có một ông Tú tên lá Cát thường tự phụ hay chữ chạy đến béo tai, bảo:

Tao ra một câu đối, đối được tao tha cho: ” Lợn cấn ăn cám tốn”

Quỳnh đối ngay:

“Chó khôn chớ cắn càn”

Ông Tú lại ra một câu nữa, câu này có ý tự phụ mình là ông Tú:

Trời sinh ông Tú Cát

Quỳnh lại đối:

Ðất nứt con bọ hung

Ông Tú phải lỡm, tịt mất. Mọi người cười ầm cả lên.

Trả nợ anh lái đò

Quỳnh đi đò ngang thường chịu tiền, lâu quá hóa nhiều, không trả được. Lúc anh lái đò đến đòi, Quỳnh bảo:

Ừ đợi đấy, mai ta trả.

Rồi mua tre nứa, lá gồi làm một cái nhà bè ở giữa sông, trong đề một câu: Ð… mẹ thằng nào bảo thằng nào! Và phao ầm lên rằng đó là lầu yết thơ của Trạng. Thấy nói thơ Trạng, thiên hạ nô nức kéo nhau đi xem. Ði đò ra đến nơi, thấy độc một câu như thế, chán quá liền đi đò về. Người khác gặp hỏi thì chỉ trả lời: “Ra mà xem!” Thế là thiên hạ càng thấy lạ, càng xô nhau ra xem. Anh lái đò chở hết chuyến nọ đến chuyến kia không kịp, trong ba bốn ngày, được không biết bao nhiêu tiền. Ðược mấy hôm, Quỳnh dỡ nhà bè, bán lại cho anh lái đò. Anh lái đò trừ nợ. Quỳnh mắng:

Anh còn nợ ta thì có, ai làm cho anh mấy hôm chở được bấy nhiêu tiền?

Anh lái đò mới nhận ra, liền cám ơn Quỳnh rồi rít và xin trả đủ tiền.

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