Thơ Chế Noel – Giáng Sinh Cho Anh Em FA

Cười Thả Phanh – Xin tổng hợp và gửi đến em FA một số bài Thơ Chế Noel – Giáng Sinh Cho Anh Em FA. Rất mong anh em có Giáng sinh an lành



Thơ FA cầu mưa ngày Noel

Noel sắp đến lại cầu mưa
Để cho gấu chó với con lừa
Đi chơi ướt hàng cho bõ tức
Mắm tôm gặp nước sẽ khắm chua

Noel thơ ấu chỉ muốn quà
Được đi xem lễ với mẹ cha
Đèn nháy, mũ len cùng bong bóng
Giáng sinh ấm áp nức lòng ta

Bây giờ lông cánh mọc đủ rồi
Người yêu chưa có chẳng đi chơi
Nhân tình dập dìu đi xem lễ
Nhìn cũng chạnh lòng, chực lệ rơi

Thế nên các bạn than F.A
Cũng nên xét lại, chớ đùa nha
Hãy cùng gia đình ngày hôm ấy

tho-che-noel



Thơ chế Noel FA vui hài hước nhất

Giáng sinh lại phải ở nhà

Chờ người đưa đón chẳng ma nào mời

Vì nhan sắc dưới… tuyệt vời

Để cho hạnh phúc cạch lời hỏi han.

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Giáng sinh nước mắt chứa chan

Chỉ lo năm mới “bình an” thế này

Cô đơn quá đỗi mê say

Để cho ta phải mắt cay mi sầu

Bao giờ mới được ăn trầu

Có người đưa đón mong cầu sớm thôi

Lập đàn giải hạn để rồi

Giáng sinh năm tới có “mồi” dẫn đi

Tò mò xem họ làm gì

Nhà nghỉ tăng giá là vì khách đông

Rồi lại tăng giá hoa hồng

Đường phố chật ních vợ chồng người yêu

Đèn sáng từ sớm tới chiều

Lòng ta sạm tối chưa liều với ai

Cô đơn quá đỗi là dài

Sao ta cứ phải lai rai một mình

Người ta hạnh phúc hữu tình

Còn ta thì phải một mình co ro

Đắp chăn nằm ngủ khò khò

Hận đời chơi “lệch” chẳng cho chút gì

Giáng sinh họ được vu vi

Ôm nhau tay nắm cười hì sướng vui

Đường xá xe tới người lui

Lòng ta thì chẳng thấy vui tí nào

Sao ta cứ mãi bị “out”

Đời chơi chả đẹp tí nào đời ơi

Ăn chơi lại sợ mưa rơi

Biết bao giờ có gấu mời Noel

Năm nay chưa được sáng đèn

Noel năm tới một phen đổi đời

Ước mong năm mới được mời

Ghế sau lại có chỗ ngồi ấm êm

Ông già bỗng hiện trong đêm

Tặng cho điều ước có thêm bạn đời

Thế là tết có người chơi

Và ta sẽ hết cái thời FA.

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Vẫn là điều ước riêng ta

Dù cho điều đó rất là xa xôi,

Năm ngoái cũng ước thế rồi

Mà năm nay vẫn đứng ngồi… ước mơ!



Một Mùa Noel Buồn

Căn phòng lửa ấm, bỗng nhiên băng giá
Bài thánh ca cất lên những nụ cười
Nhìn dòng người đang vui trong hạnh phúc
Sao lòng tôi không thể nở nụ cười

Dưới ngọn đèn lung linh rực rỡ
Tôi cứ ngỡ em đang đi cùng tôi
Lòng chợt bồi hồi, kí ức bỗng hiện về
Để rồi giật mình ta mới thấy

Bấy lâu nay vẫn không quên được em !
Em giờ này chắc đang vui lắm nhỉ ?
Có khi nào em nghĩ về tôi không ?
Bông hoa tuyết rơi như giọt lệ không lời

Chúa ơi chúa, giờ người ở nơi nào ?
Sao không thể cho con một điều ước
Ước cho những mùa noel sau
Được nở nụ cười khi mùa noel về !
Để lòng tôi chẳng còn cô đơn !
Ôi noel ! Một mùa noel buồn



Noel Không Rượu Cũng Không Hoa

Noel không rượu cũng không hoa
Chẳng có chơi đêm, chẳng đàn bà
Long đong Facebook sao buồn quá
Một mình cô lẻ chỉ riêng ta.

Noel phó mặc chuyện gần xa
Ngẫm nghĩ thâm tâm quyết ở nhà
Chi khổ theo ai thêm lạnh giá
Chăn dầy đến cổ chẳng bị la.

Noel soi sáng lắm đèn hoa
Trẻ dắt tay nhau dưới đèn nhòa
Thề ước trăm năm đôi hồng má
Nguyện thề chung thủy chẳng rời xa.

Thôi thì tóm lại một mình ta
Cô đơn chẳng gấu sẽ ở nhà
Lang thang cho nó thêm vấp đá
Để rồi thân khổ, mệt người qua.



1 canh ,2 canh lại 3 canh
Trằn trọc bao đêm giấc chẳng lành
Chúng nó ôm nhau nhìn ngứa mắt
Cầu trời tận thế đến gần hơn

Ông già Noel nơi ông ở
Cháu cầu có gấu giáng sinh này
Đông lạnh biết ôm
Buồn an ủi

Quan trọng nhiệt độ
Ấm hơn con
Đông đến đông đi
Lòng se lạnh

Cớ sao…
Lũ bạn ấm hơn mình
Rủ đi ăn nhậu
Toàn khoe gấu
Gấu ta cũng có nhưng bằng bông.



 

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