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Lo Cho Vợ

Hồi con bé bên hàng xóm chuẩn bị lấy chồng, tôi mới hỏi nó: “Tại sao em lại quyết định lấy thằng đó?”. Con bé bảo: “Vì em thấy anh ấy là người dù ở bất kì hoàn cảnh nào cũng vẫn luôn nghĩ và lo lắng cho gia đình, cho vợ con”.

Lấy nhau xong, thằng chồng suốt ngày uống rượu rồi về đánh vợ, đập phá đồ đạc. Có hôm, thằng chồng đánh đập kinh quá, con bé phải chạy sang trốn bên nhà tôi, ngồi một góc khóc sụt sùi. Tôi nhìn nó thở dài, giọng ái ngại: “Sao em bảo chồng em là người dù ở bất kì hoàn cảnh nào cũng luôn nghĩ và lo lắng cho vợ con, cho gia đình? Lo nghĩ kiểu gì mà hở tí là nó đánh, nó đập lung tung vậy?”.

Con bé nấc lên nức nở: “Dạ! Anh ấy đánh, nhưng chỉ đánh vào ngực, vào mông, vì đó là phần thịt mềm, có thể tự phục hồi, chứ không bao giờ đánh vào phần xương, để tránh gây chấn thương nặng cho vợ. Đấy tức là nghĩ cho vợ đấy ạ!”.
“Thế nhưng cái tật đập phá đồ đạc thì không thể nói là lo nghĩ cho gia đình được!” – Vừa nghe tôi nói thế thì con bé ấy đã giải thích ngay: “Dạ! Nói là đập phá đồ đạc thôi, chứ nếu để ý thì sẽ thấy: anh ấy chỉ toàn đập bóng điện, bóng đèn, chứ không bao giờ đập bát đĩa hay bàn ghế cả. Lý do là vì chồng em làm ở xưởng sản xuất bóng điện, mấy năm nay làm ăn kém, hàng ế, hàng tồn chất cả đống trong kho, thanh lý rẻ như cho. Chồng em đập thoải mái, xong lại đến xưởng lấy bóng về thay, tóm lại là chả mất đồng nào! Đấy là nghĩ cho gia đình đấy ạ!”.

Ừ! Cũng đúng thật! Mừng cho con bé chọn được tấm chồng luôn biết nghĩ cho gia đình, cho vợ, cho con!



Đừng Để Chúng Nó Qua Mặt Mình!

Nghe tiếng cãi vã, ẩu đả của cụ ông và cụ bà bên hàng xóm, tôi liền chạy sang thì thấy cụ ông đang nổi giận đùng đùng, mặt đỏ bừng bừng, còn cụ bà thì ngồi ở trên giường, ôm mặt khóc rưng rưng. Tôi hoảng quá mới hỏi cụ ông là có chuyện gì, thì cụ ông nghiến răng kèn kẹt, mắt long sòng sọc, bảo:

– Cụ thất vọng về cụ bà quá cháu ơi! Bảy chục tuổi đầu rồi mà còn đua đòi, ham chơi…

– Dạ! Cụ thể là chuyện gì ạ?

– Thì cụ vừa nạp cho cụ bà cái thẻ điện thoại 200k. Nạp xong phát thì tổng đài nó trừ luôn mất 150k mà chả hiểu nguyên nhân vì sao cả! Cụ mới điện hỏi tổng đài, thì tổng đài bảo là cụ bà cài dịch vụ xem clip hot, rồi cài dịch vụ chơi game mobile, và cài cả dịch vụ tải nhạc chuông, nhạc chờ cập nhật những bài mới nhất của Sơn Tùng. Đúng là khùng! Mắt thì kèm nhèm, nhìn thấy gì nữa đâu mà xem clip hot; tay thì run run, chống cái gậy còn rơi mà đòi chơi game; tai thì điếc nặng, người ta ghé sát tai, nói to, chậm rãi còn chẳng nghe thấy gì, vậy mà vẫn đi tải nhạc Sơn Tùng…

Tôi nhìn cụ bà với đầy vết tím bầm trên má thì lắc đầu xót xa, rồi hỏi cụ ông bằng giọng trách móc:

– Cụ đánh vợ đấy à?

– Đâu! Cụ đánh đâu! Cụ chỉ “vung tay trúng má” thôi mà! Còn cháu nữa, không về mà kiểm tra vợ xem có cài mấy cái dịch vụ clip hot với game với nhạc chờ gì không! Nếu có, phải “vung tay trúng má” cho chết bà chúng nó đê! Đừng để chúng nó qua mặt mình!



Qùa Tặng Sau Cuộc Hẹn

Cô nhớ, sau buổi hẹn đầu tiên với một anh, lúc đưa cô về, anh dừng xe trước ngõ nhà cô, rồi với tay bứt một sợi cỏ. Cô còn chưa hiểu anh định làm gì thì anh đã thoăn thoắt những ngón tay đan đan, bện bện, chỉ loáng sau đã làm thành một cái nhẫn cỏ xinh xinh. Rồi anh nâng niu bàn tay cô, dịu dàng lồng vào nhẫn cỏ, thay cho lời muốn ngỏ… Cô mỉm cười, đợi cho bóng anh khuất sau hàng sấu già cuối ngõ, cô mới nhẹ nhàng tháo nhẫn cỏ ra, quẳng vào màn sương đêm thăm thẳm. Chẳng hiểu sao, cô rất có ác cảm với những anh chàng ngọt ngào và quá khéo tay như vậy! Và cô cũng cắt liên lạc luôn với anh kể từ hôm ấy…

Rồi một chàng trai khác nữa, cũng buổi đầu hò hẹn, lúc đưa cô về, dừng xe dưới làn hoa sữa trước cửa nhà cô, anh cũng với tay bẻ một cành hoa sữa, rồi những ngón tay của anh cũng rất nhanh đan thành một chiếc vương miện xinh xinh, nâng niu đội lên mái tóc cô nhẹ nhàng, ý muốn nói trong lòng anh: cô là nữ hoàng… Cô mỉm cười, đợi cho bóng anh khuất sau hàng sấu già cuối ngõ, cô mới nhẹ nhàng tháo vương miện ra, quẳng vào màn sương đêm thăm thẳm. Chẳng hiểu sao, cô vẫn rất có ác cảm với những anh chàng ngọt ngào và quá khéo tay như vậy! Và cô cũng cắt liên lạc luôn với anh kể từ hôm ấy…

Rồi một anh chàng nữa, cũng buổi đầu hò hẹn, lúc đưa cô về, dừng xe trước cửa nhà cô, anh rụt rè rút ra tờ polime 500k, rồi những ngón tay vụng về của anh lóng ngóng, ngượng nghịu gấp gấp, cuộn cuộn, chắc anh đang muốn làm tặng cô hình con hạc, hay là hình trái tim gì đó. Nửa tiếng sau anh mới gấp xong, cô vẫn kiên nhẫn chờ, và dù anh đã gấp xong rồi thì cô vẫn chưa hiểu là anh gấp tặng cô cái gì. Rồi anh đưa cái thứ anh vừa gấp ấy ra trước mặt cô, cười khì khì, giọng thầm thì: “Tặng em bông hoa hồng!”.

Ôi! Tiên sư! Bông hoa hồng của anh sao nó lại tròn tròn, dài dài, thẳng đuột, nhìn như quả dưa chuột… Cô mỉm cười, đợi cho bóng chiếc xe hơi của anh khuất sau hàng sấu già cuối ngõ, cô mới nhẹ nhàng duỗi tờ 500k ra, vuốt phẳng phiu và nhét vào ví. Chẳng hiểu sao, cô rất có cảm tình với những anh chàng lóng ngóng và vụng về như vậy! Và cô chính thức nhận lời yêu anh kể từ hôm ấy…



Ký Sự Check Hàng

Tối qua, thằng bạn khao trúng lô, nó chở tôi ra phố Trần Nhục Dục để đá phò. Vừa tới đầu phố, đoạn chỗ rặng cây, đã thấy bóng mấy em phò lấp ló, rập rình mời khách. Hai thằng tôi dừng lại cạnh một em phò có body khá ngon, đùi với vếu căng tròn, tuy nhiên chả hiểu sao em ấy lại cứ đeo cái khẩu trang che kín cả mồm…

– Em phải bỏ khẩu trang ra để bọn anh còn kiểm tra chứ! Mồm cũng tham gia tích cực vào quá trình giao dịch mà! Hay tại em xấu quá? – Thằng bạn tôi nói bằng giọng bực bội.

– Anh yên tâm! Khi vào việc em sẽ bỏ khẩu trang ra, đảm bảo mặt em xinh như hoa, anh sẽ không chê được điểm nào cả!

Thằng bạn tôi lắc đầu cười, rồi nhích ga, cho xe đi tới chỗ một em phò khác đang đứng ở gốc cây ngay đó. Tất nhiên rồi, bọn tôi đâu có khùng: tin lời em ấy, lúc lên phòng, em ấy bỏ khẩu trang ra, nhìn như con ma, khi đó biết tính sao? Đuổi em ấy đi thì vẫn bị mất tiền phòng, mà nhắm mắt làm thì không cam lòng. Ấy vậy mà quái lạ: cái em phò đứng ở gốc cây bên cạnh đó cũng lại đang đeo khẩu trang kín mít mặt. Đi qua một vài em nữa cũng thấy đang đeo khẩu trang, tóm lại, cả chục em phò thập thò sau những gốc cây ở cái quãng ấy đều đeo khẩu trang…

Thằng bạn tôi tò mò, đến gần một em phò, hạ giọng nhẹ nhàng: “Anh sẽ đồng ý phang em, cũng sẽ bo thêm cho em tử tế, với điều kiện em phải cho anh biết lý do tại sao các em lại đồng loạt đeo khẩu trang?”.

Em phò nghe vậy thì thoáng vẻ băn khoăn, nhưng cuối cùng cũng cất giọng ngập ngừng: “Thôi được rồi! Anh đã hỏi thì em đành nói: đứa đứng ở gốc cây bên cạnh kia là em gái em, tiếp theo đó là các chị của em, liền ngay đấy là mẹ em, phía xa xa kia là các cô, các dì nhà em. Vì mẹ con, chị em, và cô dì nhà em đều có nét mặt khá giống nhau, nhìn phát thì biết ngay là họ hàng thân thích, nên mới phải đeo khẩu trang như này, kẻo báo chí và dư luận lại xì xào là toàn con ông cháu cha, toàn người nhà làm trong ngành thì mang tiếng lắm anh ơi! Dù người nhà em, để được ra đứng ở đây, đều phải phấn đấu theo đúng quy trình đấy anh ạ!”.

– Thế còn bé kia thì sao? Còn trẻ và ít tuổi vậy mà cũng được đứng ở đây à? – Bạn tôi hỏi rồi chỉ vào một em nhỏ thó, gầy gầy, trông như học sinh cấp hai.

– Dạ! Ít tuổi nhưng có năng lực thì vẫn đứng được anh ơi! Cứ theo đúng quy trình anh ạ!

Bạn tôi nghe vậy thì gật gù, rồi bảo em phò: “Ok, hiểu rồi! Giờ lên xe, ta đi thôi!”. Nhưng em phò còn có vẻ gì đó chưa xuôi, thấy em cứ chần chừ, rồi cất giọng ngần ngừ:

– Hai anh thông cảm cho em xin tiền trước được không! Vì hôm trước, em gặp phải thằng mất dạy, nó chơi xong thì kêu là không có tiền, rồi nó chạy luôn!

– Không được đâu em ơi! Bọn anh chơi ở nhiều nơi, toàn chơi xong mới trả tiền thôi! Cứ theo đúng quy trình mà làm em ạ!



 

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  27. Perché superficialità? E che significa quel “soprattutto da parte delle donne”? C’è gente che nasce senza nessun istinto materno, meglio farsene una ragione ed essere consapevoli di essere potenziali cattivi genitori, piuttosto che pensare di essere genitori perfetti, e trattare i figli come pacchi da rifilare quando non se ne può più a nonne, amici, parenti.

  28. la frase "per avere lavorato nelle operazioni di soccorso". In ogni caso, se le autorità non hanno fatto niente per loro, sicuramente non avranno fatto di più per chi ha respirato quell'aria mefitica senza essere un addetto ai soccorsi…Forse ricordo male io, anche perché ho trovato solo un articolo che ne parla, ma i volontari sono stati risarciti: Un po' in ritardo e andando a ingrassare un bel po' di avvocati, ma loro sono fatti così.

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  30. Oh my that looks terribly painful. I hope they find a treatment soon that will help your Nana. Keep on the doctors….that cannot be left un-attended, contacting them a couple of times a day if you have to until they come up with a plan. I will keep Nana in my prayers……keep her close and keep her safe and enjoy every second you have with her. I miss my grammy terribly she has been gone 12 1/2 years and I still think of her every day. I would give almost anything for just one more conversation with her. God Bless.

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  39. Of course everyone should be supporting the BDS movement which is the only way Palestinians will free themselves from the iron fist of Israel, and I agree that Arizona’s law is racist, BUT, what Palestinians are being subjected to is much more serious since they’re not illegal immigrants, they’re just trying to have human and legal rights on their own land. The immigrants are the ones who came from Eastern Block countries to steal their land, settle there illegally, hold Palestinians hostage with military oppression and ethnically cleanse them with racist laws.

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  41. I am VERY sorry to hear that — not just because you’re sick, but because i was about to call and see if you were bored today… but I guess we’d better not risk it just before we go away and leave the girls with other carers.Bugger!Hope you feel better soon.Kate xx

  42. Everyone has thier right to believe whatever they like, however I worked for a Cable company for almost 16yrs and during that time we had what was called “Sun Outages” We were warned ahead of time about…cause we would have interuptions with our (Sats) Well, for the last few years we had no more warnings..cause the Sun had quieted down with Solar Flares. I left in May and the last I had heard was, in the near future…the Solar Flares are going to be larger than anything we have ever seen!

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  45. Chissà quanto c’è voluto a realizzarlo. Ne ho riconosciuti diversi ma non da arrivare a 64. Alcuni poi sono ripetuti molte volte. Mi hanno incuriosito quelli che non ho riconosciuto, spero che qualcuno si prodigherà ad elencarli tutti.Ne cito un paio che non siano ovvi quanto Shining o i vari “slasher movie”: “Frankenstein di Mary Shelley” e “Red eye”

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  50. claims? For instance, if a guy comes back and has trouble sleeping — let’s say for the first month he’s back — it is entirely possible that the military will file a PTSD claim on the soldier, even though it is a temporary condition. Should his rights then be stripped forever?Also, should this include other rights, as well?

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  53. Ha, daar hebben we linkse actiejournalist Joost Ramaer weer! Hij is ernstig teleurgesteld dat er geen linkse actie is gevoerd tegen het knetterrechtse tuigkabinet. Gelukkig werkt Joost bij DNR en is daarom heel neutraal. Zijn bloedeigen hoofdredacteur vindt dat ook en zegt: ” Goed zo, Joost…zeg jij het maar. Ik moet de schijn van onpartijdigheid ophouden, anders word ik straks ook gekort”.De linkse actiejournalistiek is gelukkig gemarginaliseerd en wordt elke dag uitgelachen. Zou Joost een masochist zijn? De vraag stellen is ‘m beantwoorden!

  54. Hi anarkeith. Thanks for the feedback. You’re welcome. I felt like we needed an addition to the topic of women in gaming. Something that went beyond pointing out the “flaw” in the genre and actually gave some advice on how to help change it.I often play male characters myself. I let my character choose their own sex during the creation process; only rarely do I sit down and say “okay, this time I’m playing a female character”. I also game with my son, who often plays female characters in non-traditional roles.

  55. Jaroslaw musi wiedziec – czy slowa w tym kontekscie uslyszal od Brata tylko ten jedyny raz ?jezeli tak, to bylo to zakamuflowane ostrzezenie:wyspij sie = ukryj sie w ciemnosci, zniknij !bo sie rozpadniesz = bo cie zabija byc moze uszlo ono cenzurze montujacych jednotorowa rozmowe do Jaroslawa gdyz pasowalo w kontekscie wizyty w szpitalupojmany Lech wiedzial, ze polowanie na Jaroslawa trwa i jezeli Go zlapia na czas to dolacza do ofiar “katastrofy” stad tez zdumienie gajowego…???

  56. J’imagine que dans les années 30, quelqu’un a dit à peu près la même chose …Alors oui, si au niveau mondial, on dépensait moins dans l’armement, tout le monde s’en porterait mieux (merci M. de Lapalisse). Sauf que certains s’arment massivement, donc il vaut mieux être prudent, que d’attendre que des chars se massent à nos frontières pour se dire « Tiens, et si on se préparait à la guerre ? ».

  57. I would like to hear a lie that Manjarres has spread. I personally can not name a single one and believe that is an excellent reporter. One reason he is ripping on Ozzie some much is because deFaria actually made a fake mugshot of him. He literally took his driver’s license photo and made it black and white. Lastly when it comes to his pay, there is none. He is simply a blogger using his freedom of speech. I say good for him.

  58. Grim (132)-I’d bet you’re right on that, except for the Taliban wing of the LOD. There are 1 or 2 regulars here- and maybe more than a few lurkers- who look at anything racier than a 6 month CD as pure gambling.I’d bet that the more aggressive RE bears (not counting ChiFi and BC Bob, who are paid professional financiers) are long on all kinds of neat around-the-world, emerging market, spec-type stuff.And if they’re not, they should be. Gotta tap a multiplier somehow.

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  66. Declan, just about every writer struggles (often) with these same issues and decision, especially once the cold brutal reality of the publishing world sets in. I also suspect this is going to be more of a hiatus for you–hell, I've gone on several multiple year hiatuses myself and am probably not done yet with them. Take care of business for now, enjoy life and family, and keep the door open for the future, and always remember that you've already achieved more than most writers dream of.

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  73. I’ve found that many people with any sort of academics behind them tend to solve problems from a theoretical perspective rather than an emotional one. They tend to follow the rules, emulate their masters and do things “by the book”. They’re not always very adept at solving problems, experimenting or pushing their own limits. The only real cure for this is even MORE education, once we embrace just how much more there is yet to learn.

  74. Beschmieren und Zerstören darf von keinem friedlichen Stuttgarter geduldet werden! Recht und Ordnung muss für alle Seiten gelten. Die Verantwortlichen sollten entsprechend bestraft werden. Natürlich auch die, welche diesen Zaun illegal aufgestellt haben.

  75. 1c6here’s the deal….the Corps is full right now so they are going to pick at every little thing they can find not to let new recruits in. so its kinda like dont ask dont tell policy well it aint in affect any more but u know what i mean if it aint bad and not very many ppl know then dont tell…stfu and go throught meps like your the s**t. thank you for your service, 2002-2006 CPL Deal

  76. Mira… yo no se si tu crees que todos hablamos ingles de tepito como el tuyo… y que te hace tan seguro saber que no hablo ingles perfectamente?? … caray… lo ironico que les molesta como uno educa a sus hijos, y todavia tienen la “educación” de venir a insultarme a mi blog! … well the only thing I can say… is fuck you too dick head!

  77. Ja myslím, že nejvíce to zazdili komunisté. KDU-ÄŒSL se totiž jak známo řídí heslem “pánbů sere vždy na vÄ›tší hromadu,” a proto se vždy odvážnÄ› pÅ™ikloní k tomu, komu kyne vÄ›tší nadÄ›je na vítÄ›zství. Kdyby komunisté svým expozé neoslabili “Å vejnarův tábor,” možná by nÄ›kdo z lidovců rozhodl jinak. Stačilo málo.

  78. I’ve been impressed with the U17′s I’ve caught all 3 games and they certainly do a good job possessing the ball, but more importantly they move it quickly, no thinking on the ball a la MB90. I haven’t watched the U17′s before this so I don’t know if this is always the case for our U17′s or if it is a new thing. If its new I’m excited, if they normally posses like this I want to know what changes between now and the senior side.@Goat, fuck it I’m moving to Canada

  79. The nov­els of Her­man Hesse were right up there with those by J.R.R. Tolkein for under­grad­u­ate recre­ational read­ing in the late 1960s and early 1970s. Next try “Step­pen­wolf” and then “The Glass Bead Game.“The most inter­minable double-bill film show­ing I’ve ever sat through was “Sid­dhartha” and “Step­pen­wolf” — loved the books, but the films together were just TOO much Hesse.Mom

  80. why do women blame the ‘other woman’ in affairs and go running after the man like a doormat?Its not the other womens fault its the man who had the affair. why should the other women care about the married womans feelings? The husband was the one who had a commitment and decided to chuck the marriage out with the rest of the rubbish.But the woman always wants to get back with the man and blame the other woman.

  81. Ah-ha! The plot thickens. Unfortunately, we don’t have any issues of Electric Company magazine in the library for me to dig through, though your observations make a lot of sense. It does seem like the Electric Company were only minor characters in the issues of Spidey Super Stories I’ve come across- there aren’t many pages that solely feature the band.A free specialized tour for you, should you ever visit the Cartoon Library!

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  84. As a guy who grew up around hunters, I’d have to say a couple of rifles and/or antiques is no big deal.When you’ve got dozens (including semi for fully automatic weapons) + endless rounds of bullets … there’s only a limited number of reasons you could be stockpiling. AR-15′s aren’t exactly deer hunting material. As far as I know that falls under the Canadian Non-Restricted Firearms Safety Test, but who knows how long that will last with the current mavericks in office.VA:F [1.9.20_1166]please wait…VA:F [1.9.20_1166](from 0 votes)

  85. At 56 years old I watched plenty of old movies when they weren’t old. But I don’t live my life according to them, entertainment purposes only. I like your definition of a wussy as a man who disapproves of woman slapping him.My mother never slapped my father or vice versa, that any of us 6 kids ever saw anyway. And he was unfaithful. Was violence common in your family or do you just like the idea of getting a free pass to hit a man?Is your real name “Mary?”

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  88. Chris says:May 13, 2010 at 6:03 am“too ethical, too honest and too principled” to know and/or find out (between 2005 and 2009) why his wife received, rather was gifted, “shares (which) were paying material value – I mean millions and millions of rands” on the day that he, Pikoli, was appointed NDPP?BTW, Selebi was alleged (see the article referred to above) to have been “in possession of a letter that can cause embarrassment of Ngcuka and NPA” around Rautenbach – is it true that the Rautenbach matter was “settled out of court”?

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  91. Leslie:At the risk of drifting off into an extraneous sidebar, I didn’t make myself clear in the above commentary. In fact I was attempting to poke at the Breeders’ Cup people, the state of Kentucky as it relates to horseracing and Churchill Downs. I agree with you in every thought you expressed regarding the importance of horses and our moral obligations to them. You are correct.

  92. And yet we still have far less gun related deaths than most counties on Earth, and unlike places like America a death by firearms is a shocking rarity not something that happens on a daily basis.Oh and they do have firearms, they have highly trained specialised armed-responce units.

  93. Bieberjah scrive:Si alice mia madre ne è a conoscenza ma non lo sopporta proprio!! A volte mi fa salire un nervoso che la mando a quel paese. dice anche che comprare le sue cose è uno spreco di soldi ecc. anch’io se mi fidanzerei non ne parlerei con mia madre,ma di queste cose non c’è niente di cui vergognarsi (:

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  95. eso esta bueno, pero yo no quiero alguien q me mantenga, solo quiero alguien que me quiera como soy, con o sin plata, con mis sentimientos, que me abrace, que llevemos los niños al kinder, que pasiemos, que tengamos perros en el patio, con una tapia amarilla !heydi, mis respetos, me encanta como se da su lugar

  96. It does takes a few generations of idealistic pacifists to produce a generation where 700 of them will let themselves be picked off one by one by a single man. These were not children, this was an indoctrination camps for the next generation of idealistic pacifists. The Muslims who keep threatening to take over Europe must be laughing when they see what only one man can do.

  97. November 14-20 Rate this: Share this:EmailPrintDiggRedditFacebookTwitterStumbleUponLike this:LikeBe the first to like this post. Tagged: Big 5, Drexel Dragons, La Salle Explorers, Penn Quakers, Philahoops, Saint Joseph's Hawks, Temple Owls, Villanova Wildcats Posted in: PENN ← Jameer Nelson to practice again with Hawks on Tuesday Be the first to start a conversation

  98. So i’m not fat. i weigh about 136. and im about 5’5. i just want to tone up my body. what are some good really working lower ab and inner thigh workouts? but not so im all muscle looking lol. but like a cute little model body? if thats possible haha. thanks. :] oh and back. so i dont have alotta back fat.

  99. Celso Azevedo • 15 de Agosto de 2010 às 20:53Olá Cristiane,pretende eliminar utilizadores de uma página de fãs (tirar permissões de administrador) ? Se é isso pode remover / adicionar administradores de página no mesmo local onde administra a página sem apagar o conteúdo publicado por essa pessoa.

  100. Hi Paula — there are Federal School Improvement Grants funding programs at nine of the 14 Superintendent’s Zone schools (the Nine schools are referred to as the SIG schools in district shorthand). And yes, those grants end after this school year so the work of this year is to figure out how to fund the most effective programs after the grants end.

  101. درود به تو.بالاخره سایتم راه افتاد.برادر لطفا یه تایپینگ یا پست بده تو سایتت که بیان عضو فروم بشن.خودت هم بیا.ما باهم دنیای گیم را به دست میگیریم.یا علی>

  102. Èssi pure complottista, una volta tanto: il timing dell'operazione Megaupload è da manuale, così come la scelta dell'impresentabile bersaglio. Se poi si vuole essere complottisti fino in fondo, si può anche dire che il giudice che ha autorizzato l'operazione è della Virginia, stato saldamente repubblicano (e quindi sicuramente pro-censura e pro-business). Ma questa è effettivamente dietrologia eccessiva, visto che questa zozzeria del sopa/pipa gode di appoggio bipartisan (pecunia non olet). Bottom line: stavolta, la spy story sta in piedi.

  103. Songs For Post Processing:This is actually September’s playlist. Sorry for the delay. This month (errr…last month) I decided to do a best of the Arcade Fire. As usual, just click the image and it will load up the playlist in your iTunes library. Hope you like it! You can find all this year’s recommendations here.