Trạng Quỳnh Thi Mâm Ngũ Quả

Là người cưỡi đầu cưỡi cổ thiên hạ, chúa Trịnh tha hồ bày ra những trò du hí để được chơi bời thỏa thích. Một trong những thú chơi đó là trò thi “mâm ngũ quả” hàng năm vào dịp rằm trung thu.

Nhà chúa đặt giải thưởng cho ai có được mâm ngũ quả đẹp nhất, quí nhất, ngon lành nhất và lạ nhất. Các gia đình quyền quí và giàu có trong thành Thăng Long đua nhau sắm những mâm ngũ quả cực kỳ đắt tiền để mong đoạt giải, khoe sang với thiên hạ.

Trạng Quỳnh thấy thiên hạ náo nức dự thi, cũng tuyên bố với mọi người:

– Năm nay tôi sẽ dự thi cho mà coi! Tôi đã trượt kỳ thi Hội, nhưng nhất định thi ngũ quả thì tôi sẽ chiếm giải, cho thiên hạ lác mắt một phen!

Trong khi ai nấy đều kỳ công sắm những thứ trái cây quí nhất trong nước như đào mận Lạng Sơn, hồng Hạc Trì, nhãn lồng Sơn Nam (Hưng Yên), vải thiều Hải Dương, cam Nghệ An… thì Trạng Quỳnh lại mang thi bằng một bức tranh thiếu nữ khỏa thân.

Chúa và bà chính cung cùng xem bức tranh lạ lùng và chất vấn:

– Bức tranh này mà trạng dám bảo là mâm ngũ quả ư?

Trạng Quỳnh gật gù mỉm cười:

– Chúa thượng không nhận ra mâm ngũ quả thật sao? Này nhé: (Chỉ vào đầu thiếu nữ) đây không phải là một trái bưởi đẹp vào bậc nhất hay sao? (Lại chỉ vào đôi mắt) Đây không phải một chùm gồm hai quả nhãn lồng Sơn Nam hay sao? (Lại chỉ vào bộ ngực trần nõn nà) Đây không phải là một cặp đào tơ Lạng Sơn thứ thượng thặng hay sao? (Chỉ vào đôi bàn tay búp măng) Còn đây chẳng phải hai trái phật thủ cực quí hay sao? (Rồi chỉ vào chỗ hấp dẫn nhất mà nhà Chúa nãy giờ cứ nhìn chằm chằm vào đó) Còn đây không phải là một múi mít thơm ngon nhất trần đời hay sao?

Vừa nghe trạng giảng giải, nhà chúa vừa say mắt ngắm đủ “ngũ quả” và ngài cứ nuốt nước miếng ừng ực, lòng ngài rạo rực, y như thể ngài bị 5 thứ quả kỳ diệu kia hớp mất hồn vía. Bà chính cung đứng bên cạnh đưa mắt lườm ngài mấy lần, ngài cũng thây kệ. Đoạn ngài phán:

– Giá mâm ngũ quả của khanh mà là thật thì ta chấm giải nhất cho khanh, không còn phải đắn đo gì nữa!

Quỳnh can ngay:

– Ấy, khải chúa thượng! Sở dĩ mâm ngũ quả này được thần chọn dự thi là vì nó không bao giờ tàn úa lạt phai. Chứ nếu nó là thật thì bất quá chúa thượng chỉ thích nó được 2 ngày là cùng!

Chúa chợt nhớ lại những thứ “ngũ quả” mà ngài đã được nếm và nếm rồi thì chán, ngài liền so chúng với người thiếu nữ mơn mởn xuân xanh trong tranh và quả thật ngài cảm thấy nàng thiếu nữ này có sức hấp dẫn hơn hẳn. Nàng nằm phơi tấm thân nõn nường ở đó, nhưng ngay cả chúa nữa cũng không tài nào chiếm đoạt nổi nàng, mà chỉ có thể chiêm ngưỡng bằng mắt để tưởng tượng và mơ ước mà thôi! Chúa cả cười, vỗ đùi kêu lên:

– Ta chịu khanh nói chí lý! Chí lý!

Ý chúa là ý Trời, năm ấy mâm ngũ quả của Trạng Quỳnh chiếm giải nhất. Bàn dân thiên hạ biết chuyện đều bái phục trí tuệ siêu quần của trạng và lấy làm xấu hổ cho cái đầu óc bã đậu thô thiển của mình

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