Truyện Cười Ngày Cá Tháng Tư 1/4 Cực Kỳ Khắm Lọ

Cười Thả Phanh – Xin gửi đến các mày chúng bạn tổng hợp Truyện Cười Ngày Cá Tháng Tư 1/4 cực kỳ khắm lọ. Rất mong ủng hộ to lớn



Chuyện xảy ra cũng cách đây vài năm rồi. Hôm đó là 1/4, vừa ngủ dậy mình quyết định nhắn tin cho gấu

(Mình với gấu vừa yêu nhau được 3 tháng, mới cầm tay, ngoài ra chưa làm gì cả):

“Anh xin lỗi, mình chia tay đi, anh bị gay”.

Mình cười hềnh hệch chờ tin nhắn hoặc cuộc gọi lại của nàng, nhưng chờ mãi chả thấy gì. Tầm 10 phút sau mới có tin nhắn, hóa ra lại của thằng bạn thân: “Ê mày, giúp tao đi đánh ghen với, vừa phát hiện con bồ vào nhà nghỉ với 1 thằng khác. Mặc quần áo đi, 5 phút nữa tao qua rồi cùng đi”.

Lúc đó mình quá phẫn uất với chuyện của thằng bạn mà quên cả mất chuyện đùa với gấu. Nhanh chóng mặc quần áo xuống cổng đứng đợi, đúng 5 phút sau thằng bạn đèo mình đến nhà nghỉ X.
Mình với thằng bạn cũng thuộc dạng to cao, vào bắt quả tang và tẩn cho thằng kia 1 trận thừa sống thiếu chết. Chỉ tội nghiệp con gấu của thằng bạn quì lậy khóc than, đến là khổ cái giống đàn bà lăng loàn.

Ra về, thằng bạn rủ mình đi uống bia để cảm ơn, vừa ngồi xuống quán thì nhận được tin nhắn của gấu:

“Anh à, lúc anh nhắn tin em cũng không dám tin vào sự thật, em đã lao ngay đến nhà anh nhưng cũng chỉ kịp nhìn thấy anh lên xe với anh B. Em đã bám theo bọn anh đến tận nhà nghỉ X, khi bọn anh vào rồi thì em cũng không còn đủ can đảm để bám theo nữa. Vĩnh biệt anh! Đừng bao giờ tìm em nữa.

Chúc 2 anh hạnh phúc!”



Đến ngày cá tháng tư rồi. Tom vui vẻ chạy lại chỗ mẹ:

– Mẹ ơi nguy lắm mẹ ạ! Cô bảo mẫu đang hôn một người đàn ông xấu xí kinh khủng trên lầu hai đấy mẹ.

– Cái gì? – Bà mẹ giật nẩy mình vội vàng chạy lên thang, nhưng chưa được vài bước thì Tom đã giơ tay hét vang sau lưng:

– Chà, mẹ ơi, mẹ mắc lừa rồi! Không phải người xấu xí quái dị nào đâu, mà bố đấy!



Vụ mùa mì ống ở Thụy Sĩ:

Thu hoạch mì ống từ… trên cây.

Năm 1957, chương trình “Toàn cảnh” của hãng thông tấn danh tiếng BBC thông báo, nhờ mưa thuận gió hòa và sự biến mất của loài mọt ngũ cốc, những nhà nông Thụy Sĩ đã có một vụ mùa mì ống bội thu. Thông tin này đi kèm với hình ảnh nông dân Thụy Sĩ đang kéo những sợi mỳ ống xuống từ các cành cây…

Sau bản tin, hàng nghìn bạn xem truyền hình đã mắc lỡm. Nhiều người gọi điện tới BBC hỏi cách trồng cây mì ống. Hãng thông tấn trả lời một cách rất ngoại giao rằng: “Hãy thả một dúm mì ống vào một hộp nước sốt cà chua và chờ đợi điều tốt đẹp nhất sẽ tới”



Đó Là Lúc Anh Đang Nói Dối

– Uhm! Em hỏi đi.- Anh ơi! Em hỏi cái này anh phải nói thật nhé?

– Từ trước đến giờ có khi nào anh nói dối em chưa?

– À! Ừm! Cũng có vài ba lần.

– Vài ba lần? Cụ thể là khi nào?

– Những lần em cứ hỏi anh là anh ơi nhìn em có vô duyên không và anh trả lời là không đâu em yêu à!

– !?!



Bà Nói Dối Cũng Được

Người phụ nữ kiêu hãnh đáp:- Hôm nay bà thật lộng lẫy và xinh đẹp.

– Cảm ơn ông! Rất tiếc là tôi không nói lời khen tặng ấy với ông được.

– Không sao, bà cứ nói dối như tôi cũng được.

– !?!



Anh Yêu Em Vì Em Nói Dối

– Uhm! Em hỏi đi!- Anh yêu! Em hỏi câu này anh phải trả lời thật lòng nhé.

– Anh yêu em vì khuôn mặt xinh xắn của em hay vì thần hình bốc lửa này?

– Ồ, không phải hai thứ đó. Anh yêu em vì những câu nói dối khôi hài của em…



Trước Mặt Robot Đừng Nói Dối

– Sao con đi học về trễ vậy?Ngày chế tạo thành công, ông đem ra thử con trai. Cậu con trai vừa đi học về ông ta đem robot ra hỏi:

– Con qua nhà bạn mượn sách về học.

Robot phát hiện nói dối, đánh cho cậu con trai một cái.

Ông bố cười:

– Đó con thấy chưa, nói dối là phải chịu phạt. Lúc bằng tuổi con bố không dám nói dối ông nội nửa lời.

Ngay lập tức, robot đạp ông ta một cái bay vô tường.

Người vợ thấy cậu con trai bị đánh đòn đau bèn nói:

– Sao anh làm thế với con, dù sao nó cũng là con anh!

Robot nghe vậy đánh luôn bà vợ.



Buồn Vì Bị Vợ Lừa Dối

Người kia hậm hực:- Sao ngồi một mình buồn thế?

– Vợ tôi đang lừa dối tôi.

– Làm sao anh biết?

– Tối hôm nọ cô ấy không về nhà. Khi tôi hỏi thì cô ấy trả lời rằng đã ngủ ở nhà Hương, cô bạn thân nhất của cô ấy.

– Thế thì sao?

– Cô ấy nói dối. Vì tôi ngủ ở nhà Hương tối hôm đó.

– !?!



Xin Thề Không Nói Gì Ngoài Sự Thật

– Ôi, vợ tôi sẽ giết tôi mất.Điều tiếp theo anh ta nhớ được là tỉnh dậy trong căn hộ cô gái lúc 3h sáng.

Anh ta cuống cuồng kêu lên:

– Nhanh lên, cho tôi một ít bột màu trắng nào!

Cô gái lấy cho anh ta một ít bột phấn trắng, anh ta liền xoa ngay vào tay rồi vội về nhà.

Vừa về đến nhà, vợ tay ta nhảy bổ ra và hỏi:

– Anh đã đi đâu thế hả?

– Anh thú thật với em, anh đã đi quán bar, uống bia rồi về nhà một cô gái xinh đẹp…

Cô vợ quát lên.

– Đưa tay đây tôi xem nào.

Anh chồng đưa tay đầy bột phấn trắng ra.

– Đồ nói dối mà không biết ngượng.

Cô vợ mắng:

– Anh lại đi chơi bowling suốt đêm chứ gì!



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  42. resonerar så här: Är det ett sponsrat inlägg som stämmer bra in på bloggens inriktning så är jag inte så noga med att skriva att det är just sponsrat.Men givetvis, om Ni läsare känner er lurade/besvikna så kan jag börja med att skriva ut vilka inlägg som är sponsrade.Mvh //Ekonomisk Trygghet

  43. I think an important difference with the Batman costume is that the audience has to buy it as body armour; Spider-Man’s outfit is a bodystocking, and the visual details have a bit more weight in the design. I wouldn’t call it a “total failure”, but I’m decidedly unimpressed with some of the design decisions here.: This scares me that the powers will be coming from the costume.Y…you’re kidding, right.(One of my fondest memories from SDCC ’04 was an overweight Spidey cosplayer protesting about the then-new first movie, bellowing “SPIDER-MAN’S WEBSHOOTERS ARE NOT ORGANIC!” into a megaphone.)

  44. ken m al van schoolfeest spinoza lyc. impressed, had als eerste van mn vrienden de LP street… ! zette samen met Herman, ..bibikov/alderse Baas/klashorst/bobby eisenberger/kaap en nog een virtuoze gitarist.., “safe the robots”, het shaffy theater op stelten.. , vreselijk met hem en sean bergisch, na sluiting tijd int oude Bim Huis, gelachen.. en met zn bassist freddie cavallie e a in althea geweest.. fijne gozer, helaas ook overleden..( ook goeie zanger &pianist apropo !)

  45. Nyt hävettää; olen lukenut kirjailijalta aiemmin vain New York -trilogian, joka jäi kummittelemaan pitkäksi aikaa mieleen. Jostain syystä sekoitan Peter Höegin ja Austerin… Jossain vaiheessa tahdon lukea Paulin kaikki kirjat, mutta aloitan Talvipäiväkirjalla. Mahtava arvio sulla ja lukunälkää kasvattava 🙂 Sain kirjan eilen ja luen sen heti, kun Karra alta pois. Karrasta sen verran, että kirja vaikuttaa parhaimmalta tänä vuonna luetulta – älyttömän koskettava! Ihan mieletön!

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  47. Graças a Deus Pessoa com senso Crítico.Entendo e respeito toda e qualquer opinião pessoal, mas a partir do momento que é veiculado a Midia, tudo muda.A quantidade absurda de blogs, flogs,comunidades que discutem sem sequer ter uma fonte real e segura de Informação é absurda.Acredito que Essa verdade tem q ser mostrada, tem q despertar o senso crítico de todos os leitores para poderem então, discutirem realmente os fatos.Parabens Ao Site! Ate que em fim alguem colocou a boca no Trombone

  48. Kedves Karcsi!Köszönöm a beszámolót és a sok szép képet Borsról és a többi fiókáról. Amúgy nagyon életrevaló Bors, a többieket is viszi majd magával. Köszönet jár mindenkinek, aki a madarak érdekében tevékenykedik. :)Üdvözlettel: Wildcat

  49. A lot of IPCC prognostications came from Greenpeace, and the like, and magazine articles, and non-”peer” reviewed papers, as well as a considerable amount of falsified information, which has been coming steadily (and regularly) to light ever since, coupled with a strange chairman who writes soft porn, and who has financial fingers in a number of convenient pies.A totally discreditable organisation.  We all know that, and they know that we know, but they still keep chuntering on with their rubbish.As do the BBC, in exactly the same way…   0 likes

  50. dit :Bonjour Patricia!Excellente idée de partager ici ces conférences du Sommet Mondial de la Réussite!Tes transcriptions sont très bien faites, félicitations pour ce super travail!!J’encourage tous les lecteurs à en prendre connaissanceet à bénéficier de ces trésors que les conférenciersont la générosité de nous délivrer.Meilleures Pensées,Amina

  51. Bonjour,Dans la semaine 1 il est intéressant de mettre en perspective les valeurs de l’entreprise,la politique général, les objectifs moyen et long terme et le développement de telles « méthodes/philosophie »Lean.Il faut susciter la motivation et faire comprendre en quoi cette démarche est utile pour atteindre les objectifs de développement-croissance.

  52. Dehydrated Discs are part of the normal aging process. As you are already in Physiotherapy, then ask the Physiotherapist to refer you to a Occupational Therapist and they will first measure you up for a chair and then recommend a place where you can purchase one. As for cheap chair, no such thing. However you can buy chair supports but again you need to ask PT or OT for the best type for your problem. Best of Luck

  53. I can understand their reasoning there–though I don’t think it’s consistent with their husband/wife ministering to one another. Unless they are also making the case that all s**ual gratification should also be fruitful. (Which, perhaps they are–from your review, it sounds like they are in favor of “ministering” to one another in a variety of ways except this one.)

  54. 257Though not a Catholic (doubtful I ever will be), your commentary on the either/or mentality in Protestantism is very refreshing. Long before my daughter decided to join the Catholic church, I was becoming increasingly skeptical about this mindset – there are things in scripture that simply don’t add up with that view of the world. In fact, in some ways they lead to nearly Gnostic conclusions which clearly need to be denied. Thank you for a respectful representation of your beliefs, and the number of very good points you’ve made!

  55. Yes, Lianne, we will.. Ja, we had to place de vege boxes on the right side of the garden coz on the left side are my runner beans, tomatoes, leeks, later also my aubergines too if and when they grow a little bigger.. Running out of space – got lots of herbs, chilli plants and paprikas, etc in pots under the windows.. even my carrots are in a big pot – in front of my chives pot..Did you notice my lemongrass in the plastic bottle? They’ve been in the bottle for 6 wks now and are growing roots!!

  56. I would wait until arrival — unless you are traveling with a car in which case advanced booking is essential. Ferries almost never sell out. Occasionally they will over certain holiday weekends like the mid-August holiday when whole villages return to their hometown. But that is rare and 99.9% of the time you show up at the port, buy your ticket, and are on your way 30 minutes later.

  57. Besides, men don’t do “ostracism” and “shaming language.” That’s for women, ya silly bitches.Please. Men specifically do ostracism. Or do you not understand where the term comes from?Secondly, didn’t know this was a man’s-only blog.Thirdly, I certainly don’t need White Nationalist friends, nor do I think they have much of value to contribute to an argument creating a system of governance that specifically does not take race into account.

  58. Ice_Cream dit :Merci pour cette nouvelle version, et ce temps que tu passe a dev, ce changement de dossier pour myCinéma me ravi.Ces 50.000 téléchargements dépassés sont une belle récompense pour ton travail, et sont là car tu écoutes les demandes des utilisateurs et pour cela je t’en remercie.Je te souhaites de bonnes fêtes.

  59. No sóc cap experta del tema, així que, si us plau, si vaig errada, que algú em corregeixi…És possible que la llei obligui a la subrogació (no ho sé, no sóc cap experta) però dubto que obligui a mantenir les mateixes condicions: salari, horari, calendari, etc. D’altra banda, al nou empresari ja li convé subrogar: ha presentat aquesta oferta, però la gent no la té contractada encara (o és que la té parada? no és lògic). Si l’antic treballador s’avé, tot aquesta feina de trobar gent que s’estalvia…

  60. சுய விளம்பரம் எமது நோக்கம் அல்ல. எமது கருத்துக்கள் வாசகர்களிடம் செல்ல வேண்டும். அவ்வளவே. இங்கே சுயவிளம்பரம் தேடி என்ன ஆதாயம் அடையப் போகிறோம்? ஆதாயத்திற்காக எமது வலைப் பூ நடத்தப்படவில்லை என்பதை முதலில் அறியவும். பொத்தாம் பொதுவாக குற்றம் சாட்டி விட்டு அன்னா அசாரே குறித்த விவாதத்தை திசை திருப்ப முயல வேண்டாம். இணைப்பு கொடுக்கப்பட்டுள்ள வலைப்பூவில் உள்ள பதிவை முதலில் படிக்கவும். அதற்கெல்லாம் தங்களிடம் பதில் இல்லை என்பதற்காக போகிற போக்கில் புழுதி வாரித் தூறà001000¯à®±à¯à®µà®¤à¯à®¤à®¾à®©à¯ தங்களின் பணியோ?

  61. Looks good,you should be able to use $activerecord->where(”id”,”10″);$activerecord->orwhere(”id”,”19″);instead of$activerecord->where(”id=”,”10″);$activerecord->orwhere(”id=”,”19″);No big deal but looks just a bit cleaner.

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  64. u actually got a pretty good swing just try to rotate ur hips more when u swing through the ball that will help u hit it farther and straighter….also dont try to lift the ball up u get height on ball by hitting down on it actually and ur first swing was the best keep that one……..ps. not to b a creep im around ur age but ur friend in the sweats and maroon shirt is kinda hot haha

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  69. house prices are rising’ or ‘saw on the news that the recession is over’, etc, etc.Many of these articles or opinions come from sources that have an interest in making things look as favorable as possible for their industry.Personally I like facts that are as unbiased as possible and from sources that don’t have an agenda.

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  71. Mike, I have a Sony Vaio laptop computer. It’s not the smallest computer in the world, but it isn’t the biggest either. I think there is a big misconception amongst cycling travelers who think that if they do bring a computer with them on their bike tours, it’s gotta be some microscopic device. As long as your computer fits comfortably inside of on of your panniers, traveling with you computer shouldn’t be a problem. I plan to do a lot more traveling with my computer in the future, so I’ll be sure to write about this in the future. Thanks for the question!

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  74. O ja.. nog ff dit.. Ik ben fan van krnwtr.. maar vraag me af… in de horeca is er al redelijk gedragsverandering… en kunnen we op veel plekken kraanwater krijgen.. Maar is het niet belangrijker om supermarkten en eigenlijk alle huishoudens te bereiken … als ik zie hoeveel mensen daar flessenwater aanslepen.. volgens mij kan de hele horeca daar niet tegen op

  75. It is wrong to constantly read out of the far gone past and Koran to interpret what you believe is going on today. Deal with today and you may be onto something. Just look at the Old testament and killing non-believers, slavery, extra mates etc! or the Christian bible and how it got used in medieval times.

  76. Wirklich zucker geworden, ein Träumchen von Bäumchen.Neben den Glückspilzchen gefallen mir die rustikal wirkenden kleinen Kugeln ausgesprochen gut, wirkt auch ein wenig steampunkig, das gedeckte dunkle Kupfer- oder Braun auf dem Nadelgrün, sehr apart!Dann noch ein paar unstressige X-mas-Vorfreu-Tage

  77. Totally HOT! Good god,holidays do fade away rather quickly,so keeping yourself busy and uber fabulous with the help of a sewing machine is a splendid way to go!!! LOVE the shorts,so sexacious!You can make a billion pairs!Yee!Every detail is frickin' divine,and that Gladstone bag always makes my heart skip a beat!Hope the weather improves for you,we're supposed ot be fine today,but wet for the rest of the week…..we'll see!Love Helga xxxXXXxxx