Truyện Ma Hài Hước – Oan Hồn Bên Hố Xí

Câu truyện ma sau đây là hoàn toàn có thật, chỉ không biết là độ thật của nó bao nhiêu phần trăm thôi. Câu truyện này tuy có phần hài hước, nhưng hoàn toàn không phải bịa đặt, chỉ không biết là không bịa đặt bao nhiêu phần trăm thôi. Nhưng những câu truyện tâm linh dù sao cũng ẩn sau nó bao gồm cả những điều kiêng kỵ. Nên để tránh tai họa, xin các bạn đọc xong truyện này đừng lỡ miệng nói ra những điều động đến ma quỷ, tâm linh. Thôi, hù dọa các bạn như vậy đủ rồi. Xin mời các bạn đọc truyện.


Đang ngủ say thì bất ngờ có tiếng đập cửa, Hùng vội mặc tạm một chiếc áo vào rồi chạy ra mở cửa. Mọi khi vào tầm này chả thấy ai gọi cửa cả nên hùng nghĩ chắc là có chuyện gấp nên hắn ta chạy ra thật nhanh để mở.

Lúc mở cửa ra thì Hùng ngỡ ngàng khi thấy có một mảnh giấy để ở cửa ghi dòng chữ “xin lỗi vì đã làm phiền”.

Bực Mình Hùng chả nói chả rằng mà chỉ biết đi vào nhà và đóng cửa lại rồi tiếp tục ngủ nhưng đến gần sáng thì lại có một tiếng đập cửa rất mạnh kèm theo tiếng nói khá thảm thiết:” ối giời ơi mở cửa nhanh lên không mở là không kịp đâu……..!”

Lúc này Hùng bực mình lao ra một tay cầm gậy tay kia mở cửa. Khi mở Cửa ra thì Hùng lại chả nhìn thấy gì…mà chỉ thấy 1 dòng chữ ghi trên giấy:” Các hạ đã ra muộn hẹn tái ngộ lần sau…” Đ!t con chị nó Hùng bực mình lắm mà không có cách nào khắc phục cả.

Chuyện đã như vậy được hơn 2 năm rồi kể từ ngày Hùng về khu phố này thì ai cũng có cảm tình với hắn. Người thì chê đứa thì chửi thằng thì trêu.Nhưng mà trêu thì còn may chán vì có những đứa chả nói chả rằng gì nhưng cứ đến đêm là chúng nó lại:” xin lỗi vì đã làm phiền”. Người ta nói không có lửa thì làm sao có khói ấy thế mà đội khói lửa ở khu vực này lại còn hoạt động tích cực đến tiêu cực. Cái hồi Hùng dọn nhà tới đây ở nghe nói ngôi nhà này rẻ nên hùng đã mua.Khi vừa chuyển đến ngày đầu tiên là mọi người quanh khu vực đó ghé tai anh ta bảo:

” Sao mày giám mua ngôi nhà đấy ah..? ngày xưa ở đấy có một thằng đi ỉa xong quên không xả nước ,lúc nhớ ra định quay lại xả thì không may dẵm vào cục xà phòng trượt chân ngã úp mặt vào bồn cầu chết ngay lập tức đấy. ..Thấy cán bộ khám nghiệm hiện trường chỉ nói lại là chết do sặc cứt… Nhưng bọn tao không tin vì bọn tao biết thằng đấy thích nghịch cứt nên mọi người đang nghiêng về phương án tai nạn nghề nghiệp nhiều hơn. “

Có người còn nói:” hàng đêm ở chỗ nhà xí nơi xảy ra án mạng người ta thường xuyên nghe thấy tiếng xả nước liên tục chắc là nó vẫn cay cú chuyện ngày xưa nên hiện về xả nước trả thù..”

Từ đó chở đi mỗi lần đi vệ sinh trong nhà là Hùng lại lẩm bẩm ở mồm mấy câu thần chú:” ỉa xong nhớ xả nước..ỉa xong nhớ xả nước..ỉa xong nhớ xả nước…” Và nỗi sợ ngày càng tăng khi có một lần Hùng vội chạy ra ngoài nghe điện thoại nên quên không vệ sinh hậu môm bằng giấy , khi quay lại thì hắn ta nhìn vào bãi cứt của mình trong hãi hùng và hắn tự nhủ an ủi mình: “Chưa chùi tức là chưa xong may quá vẫn còn cơ hội để xả nước…”

Đến đêm có một bóng người xuất hiện phía cuối nhà xí nói vọng lên:” Lần này bố mày tha lần sau chưa chùi thì sẽ nếm mùi cứt ngâm”. Hùng sợ quá chả biết nói gì mà chỉ biết ngồi ôm chiếc gối và la hét thảm thiết :” ối giời ơi ma trong nhà xí nghịch cứt….Sợ VL ….”.

Sau Vụ đó Hùng lại phải dùng một câu thần chú có kèm hành động:” Vừa ỉa vừa xả nước….Vừa ỉa vừa xả nước…Vừa ỉa vừa xả nước…Vừa ỉa vừa xả nước…”

Ấy thế mà có một hôm nghe đài báo sẽ cắt nước vào lúc 3 giờ chiều nên từ 2h hắn đã khăn gói lên bệ xí ngồi rất sớm. Ngồi mãi ngồi mãi…đến tầm 2h50 phút thì hắn bắt đầu cho ra những mẻ cứt đầu tiên. Hắn ta vừa ỉa vừa nhìn vào dòng chữ trước mặt được dán trên tường:” Ỉa đến đâu phải xả hết đến đấy…”

Đến 2h58 phút câu chuyện bắt đầu đến hồi gay cấn hắn nghiến răng trợn mắt gân cổ để tống cho bằng hết và đúng 3h hắn đã kịp xả hết chỗ cứt đó. Hắn thở phào nhẽ nhõm và nói:” may quá kịp chỉ tiêu..”

Đang ăn mừng trong im nặng thì bất ngờ hắn ta nghe thấy một tiếng động rất nhỏ phát ra từ phía dưới chỗ ngồi của mình:” tõm….” Một tiếng động rất nhỏ đó đã khiến hắn sợ hãi vô cùng và hắn đã sợ đến vãi cứt thế là liên tiếp những các tiếng động:” tõm rồi tõm rồi ùm..” kèm tiếng hét trong hoảng loạn:” chết con mẹ rồi làm sao bây giờ…”

Hắn sợ hãi và cố gắng chạy đi tìm nước đển xả nhưng mà may quá cuối cùng thì hắn cũng đã tìm được nước hắn đổ hẳn một xô nước vào để xả. Rồi Hùng thở phào nhẹ nhõm cuối cùng thì đã xong…Nhưng vì xả nước nhìu quá nên cống đã bị tắc và toàn bộ chỗ cứt vừa nãy cộng thêm cả mấy hôm trước nữa lần lượt theo đường cống đùn lên rồi tràn cả ra ngoài bệ xí. khiến hắn ta bối rối trong hơi thối…:” Xong rồi quả này đêm nay nó sẽ dìm mình chết trong đống cứt này..”

Đến đêm Hùng nằm trên nhà đắp kín chăn và chỉ để hở 2 con mắt đang nhìn xuống cuối nhà xí.

Một giờ đêm bỗng dưới nhà xí có tiếng động:” Xoạt …ùm..loong…coong”

Hùng chợt nghĩ :”chết mẹ chắc nó hiện lên dẵm vào cứt nên trượt chân ngã đấy mà.”

Bóng ma hiên lên khẽ đi từ nhà xí đi ra với vẻ mặt đầy tức tối vừa đi vừa thì thầm :” Ỉa xong đéo xả nước…Ỉa xong đéo xả nước..ỉa xong đéo xả nước..”

Còn Hùng thì chả biết nói gì mà chỉ biết nhìn bóng ma đang tiến lại gần mình. Lúc đến gần bóng ma thò tay vào trong túi dút ra một cục cứt và nói:” hãy cho nó vào mồm rồi xả xuống dạ dày cho tao.”

Còn Hùng thì sợ hãi và nói:” Chỉ có chó mới ăn cứt thôi chứ người bình thường ai lại đi ăn cứt..”

Thấy vậy bóng ma nói:” Thì cũng chỉ có chó mới đi ỉa mà không xả nước thôi…”

Vừa Nghe thấy thế Hùng vội há mồm ra định thanh minh thì bị con ma ấn ngay cục cứt vào mồm rồi nó vuốt xuống cổ để xả bãi cứt xuống dạ dày anh ta.

Sau lần đó Hùng lại phải dùng một câu thần chú khác mạnh hơn:” Chưa ỉa đã xả nước..Chưa ỉa đã xả nước…..Chưa ỉa đã xả nước….Chưa ỉa đã xả nước..”

Mỗi tháng tiền điện của nhà Hùng là 100 nghìn còn tiền nước là 2triệu.Hùng dùng nhìu nước đến mức độ trong tờ hoá đơn họ chỉ ghi có mấy chữ:” hàng nghìn Ki Lô Khối…”

Do dùng nước quá nhiều nên nhà Hùng bị nhà máy nước gọi lên chỉ trích rất nhìu và họ còn đe doạ nếu còn tiếp tục dùng nhìu nước như thế nữa thì họ sẽ đấu đường ống nhà Hùng vào mương nước thải của thành phố để Hùng có thể thoải mái sử dụng.

Một hôm hùng buồn bã ngồi một mình rồi không biết phải làm gì hắn ta liền khóc… Đang khóc thì bụt hiện lên và nói:” Tại sao con khóc…” Hùng buồn bã chả thèm nhìn xem ai hỏi mà chỉ vội trả lời:” Thối quá cụ ah..” Bụt lại hỏi:” tại sao lại thối..” Hắn trả lời:” Không ỉa cũng chết mà ỉa cũng chết..Sợ quá không giám ỉa thì ngồi đánh rắm nhưng mà đánh xong lại phải ngửi nó mới khổ chứ..” Nghe thấy thế tự nhiên bụt nổi giận túm tóc hắn ta lôi vào nhà xí đánh cho một trận rồi ấn mặt hắn xuống bồn cầu rồi hét với giọng đay nghiến:” chết mẹ mày đi…Thảo nào bố mày cứ thấy có mùi thối hoá ra là mày “

Hùng không hiểu tại sao mà chỉ nói:” ui Đkm thằng nào đấy chưa đến một giờ đêm mà..”

Bị đánh cho một trận sau đó Bụt điểm huyệt khiến hắn ta rặn hết cứt ra quần.Trước khi biến đi bụt chỉ nói:” Tí nữa thằng kia hiện lên ta chúc con sẽ có một bữa tối ngon miệng..”

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  23. Oh Jennie…..you are so not alone. I’m trying to recall specific things that I did during the first few months with a new baby to help keep my sanity…….but I can’t remember! My youngest is 20 months and I guess I still have “mommy brain” (how is that for encouraging? . It DOES get better though.

  24. It seems to me that these people are making the same mistake that race-is-a-construct people make: insisting that evolution just up and stopped at some point (they pick a different point, though).I don't where you're getting the idea that they're somehow insisting or suggesting that evolution has stopped.I don't think they'd deny that evolution is occurring as more polygynous groups invade less polygynous groups across tribal, ethnic, national, racial, etc. lines.

  25. Hola gente…Espero que Maxi se recupere bien, hoy salio con calambres en las piernas! Estaba yendo al Hospital para ponerse suero, pero me dijo que seguro se recupera, y que va a jugar si o si.Bueno gracias por el apoyo q siempre le dan.Saludos!

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  34. I agree Ron. My idea here though, was to look at what the Republicans can do as an effective minority party. If/When we win in November, we will have to look at rolling back executive orders, rolling back taxes and regulations, and returning the country to the people.One of my consistent criticisms regarding the Republicans is that they still grow government. Not as fast as the Democrats, but they grow it all the same. There is no ‘Conservative” way to do big government. It has to be diminished, not just grown more slowly.

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  38. Kranti: the Ranch was near a situation to be stormed by US troops. So Osho diffused the situation in leaving (and got arrested). The Ranch were over 10,000 sannyasins with malas in red in the middle of Christian Fundamentalist Redneck country. So Osho ‘let it go’ for the reason to save our lives and got poisoned instead. Afterwards no country of the so-called ‘Free World’ allowed Osho to even enter with the exception of Greece, who kicked him out and Uruguay.

  39. האם עדיין קיימת האפשרות שאם רוב המורים בחדר מורים מתנגדים בית הספר לא יכנס לרפורמה ?ואם לא הרי זו היתה הבטחה שלטונית של שרת החינוך?

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  42. Diese Weltsicht ist keineswegs “abgefahren”, sondern mainstream in den Köpfen vieler Muslime. “Mein Kampf” ist ein Bestseller in der Türkei und vielen Ländern des Nahen und Mittleren Ostens, die “Protokolle der Weisen von Zion” (längst als Fälschung der zaristischen Geheimpolizei bekannt) werden allerorts für wahr gehalten und sind Grundlage für erfolgreiche Fernsehserien.

  43. நன்றி உமா, எங்கு பெரிதாக இருக்க நம் உறவுகள் கசந்துக் கொள்ளுமோ என்று எண்ணினேன், இருப்பினும் கவியரங்கக் கவிதை வேறு என்பதால் சற்று நீண்டுக் கொண்டாலும், இச்சமூகத்தின் விடிவு குறித்தும், இன்றைய நம் இளைஞர்களின் ஒருபக்கமான பார்வையில் கண்படும் நடத்தைக் குறித்தும் சிந்திக்கையில் மனதின் ஆற்றெடுத்த உணர்வுப் பேருக்கே இது..தங்களின் பாராட்டிற்கு ம43e0கிழ்வும் வணக்கமும் உமா..

  44. Protestant: Shrnuto: blízké očekáváni kosmické promÄ›ny není sice jádremJežíšova učení,…Myslím, že se v tomto Pokorný mýlí; očekávání blízké kosmické promÄ›ny bylo dle Marka a MatouÅ¡e v jádru Ježíšova učení.Marek i MatouÅ¡ na začátku svých spisků shrnují evangelium: Poté, co byl Jan uvÄ›znÄ›n, Ježíš pÅ™iÅ¡el do Galileje a kázal Boží evangelium: „Čas se naplnil – Boží království je blízko. ÄŒiňte pokání a věřte evangeliu!“ (Marek 1:14,15)Od té doby začal Ježíš kázat: „Čiňte pokání! Nebeské království je blízko!“ (MatouÅ¡ 4:17)

  45. Very successful emergency surgery for the transformation of nightie to day wear. I'm going to start using the term 'vixified' and think it should be added to the urban online dictionary. So sad about your camera! But the photos, and you, look great from here.

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  47. Interesting that Chris Trotter suggests the total amount of serious liberal left in N.Z. number only around 5,000. If this is correct then it is understandable where Goff is coming from politically.Would you disagree with that estimate Tim and if so what do you think the potential size of the liberal left is?

  48. I have seen this too as I have three boys and then our daughter. The princess has definitely been a challenge when it comes to sassing. I love the bible verse and toothpaste though my kids would like the toothpaste We’ve used apple cider vinegar, just a drop on the tongue but only a few times when it’s been really bad but I won’t do it regularly because of the acidity and their teeth. It’s such a hard lesson to teach but they will get it eventually Blessings, Mel

  49. Thanks. I’m trying to make it a little like this book called matched by Allie condi. But I’m not copying it so I’m changing it up. The only similarity is the love triangle and stuff. I’m going to put a pic up tomorrow cuz I have to get on my lap top. I think I’m gonna call the book “Torn”

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  51. HAving worked for the .gov(in fact for the Dept of State) I can tell you that this is FLATLY ILLEGAL. Of course that won't matter to the criminals running the gov these days. I wish I was still there; my first move would have been directed to the IG off at State and then to a private attorney.

  52. My comment is similar to Dee Dee's but in the other direction: We have a site that covers No. and So. America, another that covers Europe, Israel and So. Africa, another that covers several Pacific countries, from India to Australia. How can we tag that?

  53. Good morning Miss Jillian. Are you enjoying all your new found fame? You did an awesome job getting this hop together. I'm going to try & attend your Ustream tonight if I'm home. I won't know what to do, but I'll be there if possible. Have a wonderful day today!

  54. I knowingly stole ‘Little Grey Men’ from my primary school library. Many years later ( when in my late twenties) I tried to return it. I was very sad to find that my beloved school had been closed down! ( but also very relieved because I love that book, and I really didn’t want to give it back.)Phew – my conscience is cleansed.

  55. Isabelle skriver:emma: Det hör väl till. Egentligen vore det ju kanske konstigt annars? :)vicky; Vad glad jag blir att du tycker det!isabelle: Jag spanade, men sÃ¥g dig inte. Kanske vi svepte förbi varandra nÃ¥gonstans 🙂 Men man är ju lite distraherad av allt fint som finns att se pÃ¥ :)diana:: Vad roligt!! :)eva: Tack snälla 🙂 En stor helgkram till dig med!

  56. Oh, this one can cause endless hilarity.There was the guy who claimed a Wilt Chamberlain like number of combat jumps (just over 2 a day for 5 years) My favorite though was one guy who was not overly bragging and more knowledgable than the average wannabe. He would have gotten away with it if he had not mistakenly claimed the job, base and team that had been held by the guy he was bragging to. The time overlap was 3 years out of 4, but hey who is counting?

  57. Ah, learning to embrace “good enough.” This is so so important I think. We should not totally abandon our perfectionist tendencies, but it is important that we relax them – particularly when raising kids. Nothing else has made me cede control more than becoming a mother. That things don’t fall to pieces when things aren’t perfect, when the house isn’t tidy, when our to-do lists are neglected? This is major. Life is more sturdy and robust than we think…

  58. How funny! Just explain that alcohol was involved and everyone will be impressed that they recognize trees at all! You’re more brave than me. So great is my fear of the blank canvas that I find myself entertaining guests at the paint-some-pottery place with the children. I did a dog bowl that wasn’t fit for the dog. That’s pretty bad. Not that I’m an expert, but I do appreciate that splash of orange you used. Is it bad that it makes me wonder what’s on fire in the distance? Ha! Hope you had a great Thanksgiving. Melissa

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  62. samyn on the green: "The primary thing that the civil rights movement was concerned about was co-opting the loose sexual morals of the most unbridled elements of the black community and transposing them on the mainstream." juandos: Well it looks like samyn on the green is right and the only thing that is 'racist and homophobic' is what your mind has somehow conjured up…

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  65. I’m loving it!! I even put it to Dustin that he should come up with an Old Testament or even a Bible in a year plan to pick up on after we finish the C40X Although I would love to see more people posting their thoughts on his post as we go through it. Perhaps you could post your link there and give some thoughts? Thanks for the link…I will have to check it out.

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  78. 186I hope we can see that too because too often I hear breatfeeding moms “condemn” formula or bottle feeding moms because they aren’t breastfeeding. It’s a mother’s choice on how she feeds her child, and as long as her child is getting the nutrition and food that the child needs, then that’s the important issue.

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  80. I must say that you have enlightened me as to why it is important for celebs who are gay to come out. I’ve been one of those people who didn’t understand why it had to be a big announcement and make headlines when people come out, but your “show our force in numbers” explanation makes total sense to me.

  81. Wow, you really do understand women well!! Well said, I hope more men out there are reading this! I find that in some situations I really do need advice and it is welcomed. But in these cases, I usually specifically ASK i.e. I need some advice, I don’t know what to do. However, in other situations I really do just need to VENT! In which case it is SOooooo annoying if someone tries to give you logical advice!