Tuyển Tập Thơ Chế Gái Ế

Ế VÌ ĐỢI CHỜ ĐÀN ÔNG HOÀN HẢO

Xưa kia anh đến thì chê
Nói rằng chân đất nhà quê miệt vườn
Chẳng trao môi thắm má hường
Để bao nhiêu kẻ đứng đường ôm si

Thời gian thấm thoát trôi đi
Em còn giương mãi đôi mi đợi chờ
Tình yêu em mãi tôn thờ
Đẹp trai hoàn hảo như là trong phim

Để giờ đau buốt con tim
Héo khô thân xác chẳng yên cõi lòng
Thời gian đâu có quay vòng
Mà ước quay lại bưởi bòng với ai

Nên là nhắc nhở ngày mai
Các em đừng có hóng zai vẹn toàn
Cũng đừng quen đống cả đàn
Đến khi sinh đẻ phải bàn xem ai

Có bồ ta cứ… có thai
Có người nhận tội… bố ai chẳng mừng.



GÁI ĐỘC THÂN

Em là cô gái độc thân
Một mình bươn chải khó khăn vô vàn
Tiền học, tiền chợ, tiền ăn
Tiền điện, tiền nước, tiền xăng, tiền nhà

Tiền kem, tiền phấn, nước hoa
Tiền giày, tiền dép, tiền quà, tiền sim
Nước mắm, tương, ớt, que diêm
Tiền gas, mì gói, xem phim cũng tiền

Thời gian tranh thủ làm thêm
Xoay sở đủ cách làm đêm thêm tiền
Công nhân làm chẳng thường xuyên
Có khi cho nghỉ luôn liền mấy hôm

Cuối tháng lãnh chút lương còm
Không mua nổi ghế lom khom bếp lò
Từ ngày phát hiện ra trò
Leo lên bếp nấu đỡ lo một phần

Một mình chẳng dám đào, lan
Hạn chế đi lại, kết thân nhiều người
Chẳng có ghệ để đi chơi
Tối ngày cặm cụi làm rồi, ngủ luôn
Đôi lúc cũng thấy rất buồn
Đành vào facebook than luôn một hồi.



Những Câu Nói Bất Hủ Về

– Ế hiện đang là một xu hướng của quốc tế trong khi nền kinh tế còn rất chi là lề mề và trì trệ, còn lạm phát thì cao như điện thế.

– Khi ế, ta không sợ yêu nhầm một đứa dở tệ. Để sau này người mình yêu không phải ê chề mà rơi lệ.
Ế và những tuyên ngôn bất hủ

– Ế là phong cách của những con người tinh tế và các bậc vai vế, chỉ thích ngồi trên ghế nhâm nhi cà phê,
chơi đế chế hay nghịch dế.

– Ế là một lợi thế để chúng ta bàn mưu tính kế, xoay chuyển tình thế, quản lý tiền tệ… Rồi sẽ đến một ngày kinh tế đủ sức khống chế tiền tệ.

– Ế cũng cần phải có trí tuệ để khi bạn bè trêu mình là ế, mình cũng đủ sức chống chế: “anh” đây ế vì quá tử tế…

– Ế là vì chúng ta biết kiềm chế, không chạy theo xu thế. Chỉ cưới khi ổn định kinh tế, lúc đó tha hồ đẻ con mà bế.

Chốt : Ế trong tư thế ngẩng cao đầu, để khi có ai tán gật đầu cho nhanh.



 

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