Tuyển Tập Truyện Hài Hước 18+ Hay Số 1 Việt Nam

Cười Thả Phanh – Xin gửi đến anh chị em độc giả Tuyển Tập Truyện Cười 18+ Hài Hước Hay Và Bựa Nhất Việt Nam. Rất mong nhận được sự ủng hộ to lớn



Bộ ngực lớn nhất

Hằng năm, ở nước nọ đều tổ chức cuộc thi “Người phụ nữ có bộ ngực lớn nhất”, nhưng cái khó của cuộc thi là các thí sinh không được để lộ bộ ngực của mình mà chỉ thể hiện bằng lời nói.

Thí sinh đầu tiên bước ra nói:

– Tôi không mặc vừa bất cứ món nào của tất cả các hãng đồ lót.

Cô thứ hai:

– Tôi thường nằm… ngửa và cho con bú qua nách.

Cô thứ ba mặc áo mưa chậm chạp lê từng bước ra:

– Thưa ban giám khảo, tôi tắm vòi hoa sen chưa bao giờ… ướt chân!



‘Ngu’ vì thấy ngực to..

Chú bé được bố mẹ đưa đi tắm biển. Đến bãi tắm, thấy một chị có bộ ngực đồ sộ, chú hỏi: “Sao của chị kia to vậy?”

Bà mẹ xấu hổ vì thấy của mình nhỏ nên nói:

– Con đừng nhìn, những người như vậy là những người rất đần.

Chú bé lại chỉ vào “của quí” một ông hỏi:

– Sao của chú kia to vậy?

Bà mẹ đỏ mặt:

– Những người đó rất ngu, con đừng nhìn.

Một lúc sau không thấy chồng đâu, bà mẹ bảo chú bé đi tìm. Chú đi một hồi rồi trở về nói với mẹ:

– Con thấy bố đang nói chuyện với một cô rất đần, càng nói thì trông bố càng ngu!



Nằm đó mà xem

Một gia đình có 2 vợ chồng và 2 thằng con trai sống trong 1 căn nhà khá chât hẹp

Vì nhà chật nên chuyện ấy của 2 vợ chồng cũng ko được thỏai mái cho lắm mỗi khi muốn làm tình cũng phải chờ cho 2 thằng con ngủ rồi mới bắt đầu được

Một tối nọ…..

Hai vợ chồng đang hú hí thì ông chồng thấy thằng nhỏ cứ ngồi nhìn 2 vợ chồng,vừa tức vừa xấu hổ ông ta liền chạy lại tát cho thằng nhỏ 1 cái và mắng” Mày còn nhỏ sao lại cứ nhìn người ta làm chuyện ấy chứ”

Thằng cả thấy vậy liền nói” Ba cứ đánh nữa đi, cho nó chừa con đã bảo nó là cứ nằm đó mà xem nó lại còn ngồi hẳn dậy cơ chứ, Ngu… cho chết”



Hai thằng ăn trộm..

Hai thằng rủ nhau đi ăn trộm,đêm đến chúng mò vào một nhà ở ven đường. thằng A nói với thằng B,mày đứng ngoài này tao trèo vào trong lấy được cái gì tao đưa qua cửa sổ mày ở ngoài đỡ lấy.

Thằng a vào được trong nhà nó thấy đôi vợ chồng chủ nhà vẫn chưa ngủ mà lại đang xxx…nó đành núp vào một góc chờ vợ chồng kia ngủ rồi hành động.

Đôi vợ chồng ấy xong đang chuẩn bị ngủ thì cô vợ lại buồn đi tiểu, vì nhát tối nên cô vợ ko dám vô nhà vệ sinh mà ra ngay cửa sổ để giải quyết. Thấy động thằng b mừng thầm liền đưa tay ra đỡ, đúng lúc cô vợ vừa tè xuống, nó bảo: thằng ngu này, ống điếu mà mày cũng lấy à.

Rồi nó thò tay lên thì với phải cái mà ai cũng biết là cái gì đấy.

Điên tiết lên, nó chửi luôn: thằng chết dẫm này, thuốc lào mà mày cũng lấy à



Tham thì thâm

Chàng được coi là người đàn ông Hot nhất trong thị trấn vì sở hữu trong tay mình danh hiệu “người có “cậu ấm” dài nhất. Quả thực với chiều dài 50 cm, thật khó ai có thể phá vỡ được kỷ lục của chàng.

Tuy nhiên, các cô gái cũng chỉ đứng từ xa ngưỡng mộ chứ không ai dám thử sức mình với cái vật dài đến tận 50 cm đó.

Chàng lấy làm khổ tâm lắm, bèn khăn gói đến gặp vị phù thủy có tiếng ở vùng bên, hỏi cách làm nó ngắn lại.
Phù thủy bảo:

– Việc này không khó. Chỉ cần ngươi gặp được cô gái xinh đẹp nhất thị trấn và đặt cho cô ta đúng 1 câu hỏi. Mỗi lần cô ta trả lời “Không” thì của ngươi sẽ ngắn đi được 10 cm.

Chàng trai vui mừng khôn xiết, lạy phù thủy ba lạy rồi nhanh chóng về thị trấn tìm gặp người con gái xinh đẹp nhất.

Chàng hỏi nàng:

– Tối nay đi chơi cùng anh nhé?

– Không! – Nàng trả lời.

Thật kỳ diệu, cái của chàng đã ngắn đi 10 cm y như lời phán.

Nhưng xem ra 40 cm vẫn là ngoại cỡ. Chàng lại hỏi:

– Em gái xinh đẹp tối nay vui vẻ cùng anh nhé!

– Không! – Nàng gằn giọng.

Của anh ta lại ngắn đi 10 cm.

Nhưng 30 cm xem ra vẫn cồng kềnh. Chàng háo hức nghĩ đến con số 20 vừa vặn, bèn hỏi lại nàng một lần nữa. Nàng cáu tiết quay lại:

– Không, tôi đã nói Không là Không mà lại! “



Trả lương bằng…

Có 2 anh bạn lâu lâu mới gặp nhau:

– Dạo này sao trông mày mập ú vậy?

– À! Có gì đâu, vợ tao làm ở nhà máy sản xuất bột mì, cơ quan trả lương bằng sản phẩm nên mập vậy. Thế còn mày, sao còm nhom vậy?

– Vợ tao cũng vậy, nó cũng được trả lương bằng sản phẩm nhưng mà nó làm tại nhà máy sản xuất …” bcs”



Bóp trên, bóp dưới…(cấm nghĩ bậy ^^)

Vợ: Bực cả mình, ngày nào Anh cũng chỉ bóp ở trên ah.

Chồng: Em nhìn lại đi, tối hôm qua Anh chẳng bóp từ dưới bóp lên là gì?

Vợ: Sao bây giờ ở trên nó dẹp lép còn ở dưới nó phồng to thế này?

Chồng: Em nói nhiều quá…

Bà già vợ: Hai đứa này… đánh răng cũng nhức đầu^^



Chủ quan

Cô gái đang tắm thì có tiếng gõ cửa.

– Có ai ở nhà không?

– Ai đó?

– Anh mù hàng xóm đây.

Cô gái nghĩ thôi khỏi mặc đồ, dù sao anh ta cũng mù mà. Cô gái ra mở cửa và hỏi:

– Tìm tôi chi vậy?

– Cô chúc mừng tôi đi!

– Vì sao?

– Tôi đi mổ mắt và đã thành công, giờ thì mắt tui sáng rồi.



Đã tháo ra chưa?

Sau khi nghe mọi người quảng cáo nói SG có nhiều thú ăn chơi vui lắm, 2 member demkhongngu.com rủ nhau theo bước đàn anh đi chơi cho biết mùi đời. Lang thang khu Huyền Chân Công Chúa mãi 2 chú mới kiếm được 1 em, kéo vào nhà nghỉ…

Sau một hồi khởi động, em mới móc ra 2 cái gói OK nho nhỏ, đưa cho 2 anh. Ngắm nghía một hồi không biết làm gì, đành gãi đầu hỏi thật:

– Uhm…. cái bong bóng này dùng làm gì em?

– Cái này á? Các anh đeo vào đi, cái đó để ngừa thai. Nếu các anh không đeo cái đó vào thì em mang bầu luôn đấy.

– Ái chà! Thế mà đếch biết, hế…hế.

Mọi chuyện diễn ra êm đẹp….Một năm trôi qua, Noel lại đến. Hai Member gặp lại, tay bắt mặt mừng, ghé tai hỏi nhỏ:

– Mày đã bỏ cái….. OK ấy ra chưa?

– Chưa, thế còn mày?

– Cũng chưa, khó chịu lắm. Thôi anh em mình bỏ ra đi, kệ mẹ cho con ấy nó có chửa.



Trước và sau ngày cưới

Ngày cưới:

-Chàng: Thật tuyệt vời!Cuối cùng thì giờ phút anh mong đợi nhất cũng đã tới!

-Nàng: Em phải ra đi à?

-Chàng: Không. Thậm chí em đừng bao giờ nghĩ tới điều đó!

-Nàng: Anh có yêu em không?

-Chàng: Tất nhiên rồi!

-Nàng: Anh có phản bội em không?

-Chàng: Không! Sao em lại có ý nghĩ đó cơ chứ?

-Nàng: Anh sẽ hôn em chứ?

-Chàng: Đương nhiên.

-Nàng: Anh sẽ đánh em chứ?

-Chàng: Không bao giờ!

-Nàng: Em có thể tin anh được không?

Sau ngày cưới:

Hãy đọc từ dưới lên…



 

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  41. 25 julio, 2007AnónimoNo hay que activar ningun servidor propio. Bueno si lo quieres hacer lo puedes hacer pero no es necesario.Si lo suyo sería poner un from propio. Bueno lo voy a corregir.Sacaré una versión nueva en breve.Un saludo.  

  42. Hallo,habe seit 2 Wochen das Navigon 40 + und auch das entsprechende Update-Abo für 19,95 Euro. Auf Navigon Fresh wurden mir 2 Updates angezeigt: Dez 2010 und Februar 2011.Ich habe mir anschließend nur die für mich interessanten Update-Länder der 2011er Version heruntergeladen. Ist es richtig, dass das neuste Update (2011) auch die Änderungen des vorherigen Udates (2010) beinhaltet oder muss ich auch diese herunterladen.GrußChristian

  43. Thanks Carlos. The RepRap Mendel’s build performance will surely be underwhelming, when compared to the Objet Alaris 30 (which isn’t even the top-of-the-line model). However, the RepRap is only about 1/50th the cost of the Alaris, sooooo… Also, it’s just fun to build one yourself.

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  50. Linda, as usual you have gotten to the heart of the matter. We are similar in so many ways. Yes this year I vow to live with intention and balance. Balance sure has been a challenge and my writing and creativiity have suffered from it. You are one of my blessings this year and while I do not have any Moet and Chandon I will toast you with the best I have tonight. May we both conquer and soar this year!

  51. I ended up going to the IIE PwC info session – it really was helpful! I learned more about the dynamic and structure of the company, and saw where I could see myself fitting in. It was presented by a Trojan graduate, so it was great to connect with her in that way as well.Hope the Maroon 5 concert was super fun!  

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  58. yes, shane–I, too, am really glad you walked away from that disrespectful man. and that is so weird that he was touching your face. what was he doing? trying to tickle you? what an invasive thing to do–I am sorry that you were stuck in what seems to be a chicken coup for a bit, there; but yes, you are definitely NOT a chicken.

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  63. Oh, the irony of the suicidal statement of faith that “The scientific knowledge that the West has produced is simply one of many ways of knowing.’” Try telling that to the folks targeted and blown up via the fruits of Western political memes and scientific knowledge gleaned through surfing the internet.””

  64. Frankly, the whole NaNoWriMo thing always seemed kind of insane and very daunting to me. You’re right. The story must pull you along, especially under that kind of pressure. I’d be freaking out trying to write like that. My process involves time to let things percolate. Kudos to you for even giving it the ol’ college try, my friend.

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  66. – Hey there, Jade & I went shopping at All My Treasures earlier this week (Tuesday) for holiday gifts but I didn’t know which booth was yours… could you describe what kind of items/what part of the store it’s in? It would be funny if I bought something out of your booth!! Also, how about this snow??? It must have followed us from Chicago.Reply

  67. I totally have thought something passed muster and then had my mouth fall open when I saw it from the camera! I love the maxi dress. You look stunning in it!!!The first dress is pretty too, and if I saw you out in it I would think you were fashionably dressed. But trying to look at it from the question you pose and from your point of view, I do see the difference in the two. If I don't like something, I cut it up and make something out of it. 🙂 xxLynn

  68. Jerry –I think Gonzo worried too much about chemistry(i.e making Harvey happy). Willard should just play the guys that deserve the playing time — The competetion should be good for the team.As for RU, before making them the favorites for the Big East in 2011, lets make sure the kids all get into to schoool and are as good as the experts say. I hope Rice does not turn out to be like Gonzo, good with lesser players but unable to rise to the next level with the big boys.P.S. How is fatherhood? Is the kid toilet trained yet?

  69. Zune and iPod: Most people compare the Zune to the Touch, but after seeing how slim and surprisingly small and light it is, I consider it to be a rather unique hybrid that combines qualities of both the Touch and the Nano. It’s very colorful and lovely OLED screen is slightly smaller than the touch screen, but the player itself feels quite a bit smaller and lighter. It weighs about 2/3 as much, and is noticeably smaller in width and height, while being just a hair thicker.

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  79. ganache: but but how to crush the bones when they are so big n hard?? do u mean just have the butcher crack them?bryan: i found them a little too firm (like them soft) but their sweetness level is just nice.tealady: :)) the potato salad’s different–it’s mashed.i’ve always eaten it in Jap restaurants n now i know how to make it. will tell u if u beg :Dwombok: me too..just got up. today’s supposed to be 1st day of dieting…i don’t think i can last.

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  84. The point being that his numbers are up precisely because he did get a shellacking (he certainly admits to a shellacking) and because he responded to the people’s rebuke by toning down the class warfare rhetoric and by not increased taxes on small businesses during bad times. If he then tests the new GOP House majority on their willingness to cut spending, his ratings will continue to improve.