Truyện Cười Vova Toàn Tập Mới Và Hay Nhất 2017

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Vova đi siêu thị

Vôva dắt em nó đi vào một siêu thị, chọn một bịch băng vệ sinh phụ nữ rồi mang ra quầy tính tiền. Lấy làm lạ, cô thu ngân nhìn chằm chằm vào hai đứa bé, rồi không nén nổi tò mò, cô hỏi.

– Cháu bao nhiêu tuổi rồi?

– Cháu lên tám. – Vôva đáp.

Cô thu ngân hỏi tiếp:

– Thế cháu có biết thứ này để làm gì không?

– Cháu không rõ lắm. Nhưng thứ này không phải để cho cháu, mà cho thằng em cháu. – Vôva chỉ tay vào đứa em đi bên cạnh.

– Cho em cháu? – Cô gái tròn mắt ngạc nhiên.

– Đúng thế. Nó lên bốn tuổi. Chúng cháu xem trên tivi và thấy người ta nói rằng, nếu sử dụng thứ này, có thể bơi và đi xe đạp. Mà nó thì lại chưa biết cả hai thứ ấy…



Vinh danh cho đất nước

Lần đầu tiên NASA (Cơ quan hàng không vũ trụ Mỹ) đưa người lên không gian, họ phát hiện ra rằng bút bi không thể viết được trong môi trường phi trọng lực.
Để khắc phục vấn đề này, NASA đã thành lập một nhóm nghiên cứu sản xuất loại bút có thể dùng trong tình trạng không trọng lượng, có thể viết ngược xuôi tùy ý trên hầu hết mọi bề mặt làm việc ở bất kỳ nhiệt độ nào. Chương trình kéo dài 3 năm và ngốn mất một ngân khoản 7 triệu USD.

Trong khi đó, Vova là cậu bé người Nga đã chọn cách đơn giản đánh bại mọi cách đó là dùng bút chì và được vinh danh cho cả nước Nga.



…lên toàn thế giới

Vova đang đi trong hành lang của trường, mang theo quả địa cầu to tướng thì gặp cô giáo:

– Vova, em đi đâu vậy?

– Thưa cô em đi vệ sinh.

– Thế em mang theo quả địa cầu làm gì?!!!

– Cô có biết cảm giác sung sướng như thế nào khi …. lên toàn thế giới

– cô ??!!!



Tượng thần Vệ nữ

Vôva đi vào lớp và ngắm nhìn tượng thần Vệ nữ. Hôm sau cô giáo hỏi cả lớp.

– Các em thích những bộ phận nào trên bức tượng kia?

– Cô ấy có cánh tay đẹp.

– Cô ấy có đôi chân dài

– Cô ấy có khuôn mặt khả ái

– Cô ấy có bộ ngực đẹp

Vasia, em thích cái gì?

– Em thích cặp mông của cô ấy ạ.

– Biến ngay khỏi lớp học và không có bố mẹ đến đây thì đừng có quay trở lại lớp.

Vasia đi ra khỏi lớp. Theo sau là Vôva.

– Vôva, em đi đâu?

– Đằng nào mà cô chả đuổi em. Trên tượng kia chỉ còn mỗi 1 bộ phận là chưa ai nói.



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