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Thưởng Tết Của Sếp

Cuối năm tổng kết công ty, sếp vui vẻ thông báo:
– Năm nay các bạn làm việc rất tốt. Lợi nhuận của công ty đã tăng một cách đáng kể. Để thưởng cho các bạn, tôi sẽ phát cho mỗi người một tấm séc trị giá 5 triệu đồng…
Tất cả nhân viên công ty vỗ tay rào rào tán thưởng. Sếp tiếp lời: – Nếu năm sau các bạn vẫn làm việc nhiệt tình như thế này, hãy đem tờ séc đó đến gặp tôi và tôi sẽ… k‎ý chúng.



Bữa Tất Niên Của Chàng FA

Anh chàng nọ thì thào với bạn gái chiều 30 Tết:
– Em thích ăn bữa tối Tất niên cùng anh chứ?
– Dạ em rất thích – Cô bạn gái bẽn lẽn.
– Thế hẹn 19h ở nhà em nhé! Em về trước chuẩn bị đồ ăn ngon vào!
(Thảo nào đến giờ vẫn độc thân)



Kẻng Gì?

Trưa 29 Tết, đang chuẩn bị ăn cơm, nghe thấy tiếng kẻng. Lấy làm lạ, bởi kẻng rác chỉ thường đi buổi tối. Cha bảo con gái 6 tuổi:
– Con ra xem kẻng gì?
Con gái chạy ra đầu ngõ xem xét một hồi lâu rồi chạy về, vẻ mặt rất quan trọng báo cáo cha:
– Cha ơi, kẻng sắt ạ!



Khen Hay Chọc Ngoáy?

Ngày Tết người ta hay bông đùa cho vui, nhưng nhiều khi nói không đúng cách lại mất xuân. Câu chuyện có thật sau đây là một ví dụ:
Mùng 3 Tết, hai vợ chồng già hàng sang chúc Tết hàng xóm, bà vợ diện một chiếc váy bạc sang trọng.
Vừa gặp nhau, vợ chồng hàng xóm đã bông đùa:
– Ồ, bà mặc váy màu này hợp với mái tóc bạc của ông nhà lắm! Tức mình, bà vợ vặc lại:
– Còn bà, sao không cởi trần cho rồi! Ông nhà hói trụi thế kia còn gì!



Chồng Gà Vợ Vịt

Sáng mùng 1 Tết, chồng hỏi vợ có thấy tờ báo Xuân đâu không, cô vợ đáp:
– Có, em đã lấy bọc rác rồi. Và em vừa mới vứt vào thùng rác!
– Cái gì? Nhưng anh chưa xem mà – Anh chồng hơi cáu.
– Ồ, trong đó chẳng có gì đáng xem đâu – Cô vợ trả lời – Chỉ có ít lá bánh chưng, vỏ hạt dẻ cười, ít bã cà phê với giấy kẹo thôi! Chồng chán không buồn nói!



Teen Sành Điệu Đi Sắm Tết

Siêu thị I.T.M ngày giáp Tết, một teen được mẹ cử đi siêu thị mua thực phẩm ngày Tết, cô tiến tới quầy tính tiền và nói bằng giọng rất hiểu biết:
– Này, loại ớt Jalapeno giá bao nhiêu?
– Thưa cô, ‎ cô muốn hỏi loại cô đang cầm trên tay? – Nhân viên siêu thị hỏi.
Nghĩ rằng nhân viên siêu thị giễu cợt cách phát âm của mình, teen cáu:
– Nghe này, tôi có thể phát âm theo kiểu nào tôi thích nhé. Cô có cần tôi nói tên khoa học của loài ớt này để hiểu biết thêm không?
– Vâng, nhưng thưa cô – Nhân viên siêu thị vẫn nhã nhặn – Thứ trái cô cầm trên tay là trái… cà chua mà!
… Và sàn siêu thị bỗng nứt ra một lỗ to…



Tết Là Gì?

Một câu hỏi xưa như trái đất những cũng luôn mới như trái đất. Đời người trải qua biết bao nhiêu cái tết, nhưng mỗi lần tết đến vẫn thấy nguyên vẹn cảm xúc hồi hộp. Tết là:
– Là dịp để một số kẻ cơ hội “hối lộ hợp pháp” bằng “quà Tết”!
– Tết là mua hàng nhiều nhất, ăn uống nhiều nhất, vui nhất… Chẳng thế mà dân gian gọi là “Tết nhất”!
– Tết là ngày mà người ta đến nhà thăm nhau để rồi… rất ít khi gặp nhau!
– Tết là ngày để người ta ăn xả láng, uống vượt khả năng để rồi nếu vợ nhắc nhở thì cười khì: Tết mà!
– Tết là những ngày nghỉ đích thực của cu Tí vì chắc chắn nó không phải đi học… hè!
– Trong “Tết” có chữ “tế”, giống như cúng nên ngày Tết là ngày cúng tổ tiên!
– “Tết” có chữ “ế” vì nhiều người ham Tết đắt hàng nên đầu cơ đến mức… ế hàng!
– Trong “Tết” còn có chữ “ết”, bởi ba ngày Xuân nhiều “gà ngứa cựa” uống rượu rồi đi tìm “gà móng đỏ” để mà… mắc AIDS!



Chẳng Còn Nhìn Thấy

Ngày tết, hai bạn thân gặp lại nhau sau một thời gian dài xa cách. Chuyện trò hồi lâu, chợt một người hỏi:
– À mối tình của cậu và con nai vàng bây giờ ra sao rồi?
– Người kia thoáng buồn rồi đáp:
– Hết rồi cậu ạ! chẳng nhìn bóng dáng con nai vàng đâu cả!
– Sao vậy?
– Mình đã cưới nó rồi! Bây giờ, nó đã hoá ra con sư tử!



Biết

Ngày tết, ông Giám đốc đi ngắm công viên. Tình cờ, ông thấy đứa con nhỏ của người lái xe. Ông móc túi lì xì cho nó rồi tươi cười hỏi:
– Cháu biết chú là ai không?
– Dạ biết! Chú là bạn bố cháu! Ngày nào bố cháu cũng cho chú đi nhờ xe, cháu thấy hoài.



Mừng Hụt

Thấy bố mẹ vừa về đến ngõ, cu Tý chạy ra hớn hở khoe:
– Mẹ ơi! Sáng nay có cô Mười ở bên Mỹ mới đến nhà chơi. Cô tặng cho nhà mình một món quà và nói rằng: “Món quà của cô tuy nhỏ nhưng cũng đủ cho gia đình cháu dùng trong một năm”
Nghe thế, mẹ cu Tý mừng quýnh, hỏi ngay:
– Món quà gì thế con?
– Dạ, một quyển lịch!



Cho Phép

Đầu xuân, chàng trai và “bố vợ tương lai” ngồi nhâm nhi, nâng lên đặt xuống. Khi đã “cưa đứt” một chai Nàng Hương thì cả hai đều thấy đất trời nghiêng ngửa ! Ông bố khề khà nói:
– Xem ra tửu lượng của anh… cũng khá đấy… từ nay… tôi cho phép anh… cứ tự nhiên… như người trong nhà!
Chàng trai lè nhè đáp:
– Ồ !… Bác đúng là người tốt bụng… thật đáng khen… Từ nay… con cũng cho phép bác… cứ tự nhiên… coi như người trong nhà !



Say Thế Nào Được

Đêm giao thừa, anh chồng về muộn kêu cổng ầm ĩ, chị vợ vội ra mở cổng. Thấy anh chồng loay hoay mãi không vào được chị liền bảo:
– Chắc là anh say rồi phải không?
– Say thế nào được! Mẹ mầy cứ nói vậy người ta cười cho…
– Sao anh không vào để em còn khoá cổng?
– ****** giữ cái cổng lại một tí… tôi thấy nó cứ đu đưa, sợ ************ đi được!
– ???



Tiền Nhiều

Cô vợ (làm nghề buôn bán) bảo với người bạn hàng:
– Chiều nay, chị chuyển đến cho tôi nửa tỷ nhé!
Người ấy ríu rít vâng dạ rồi đi ngay. Anh chồng đang lai rai ngoài hiên, vội bước vào nhà bảo vợ:
– Bà ơi! gần Tết rồi, bà hãy đưa cho tôi vài trăm triệu để tôi sửa lại cái nhà!
– Cái gì ? Vài trăm triệu ư ? Tiền ở đâu mà ông bảo đưa?
– Sao tôi nghe bà vừa bảo chị kia chiều nay chuyển đến cho bà nửa tỷ?
– Trời ạ? Đó là tiền giấy để bán cho người ta đốt, ông ạ!



Đàng Hoàng

Đặt lễ xong, bà cụ nọ cung kính nói với lão thầy bói:
– Thưa thầy ! tôi muốn xem về đường tuổi tác. Thầy xem tôi có thể thọ được bao nhiêu tuổi? Thầy bói ung dung gieo quẻ rồi phán:
– Nếu thân chủ bỏ tiền ra rước thầy về làm lễ cầu cúng trời phật phù hộ độ trì thì thân chủ có thể thọ tròn 100 tuổi!
– Bẩm thầy nói như vậy có chắc không?
– Nếu tôi mà trực tiếp làm lễ thì chắc chắn là như vậy!
– Thưa thầy! – Bà cụ ngập ngừng – Nếu sai thì sao?
– Nếu thân chủ mà ************ trước 100 tuổi thì cứ đến đây, tôi xin trả lại tiền đàng hoàng!



Đưa Vợ Du Xuân

Một phụ nữ hớt hơ hớt hải chạy bổ đến phòng thường trực của Công ty, nói với anh bảo vệ:
– Cho tôi vào gặp Giám đốc!
– Xin lỗi chị, Giám đốc không có ở cơ quan. Ông đưa vợ đi du xuân ba hôm nay rồi!
– Trời ơi! Tôi là vợ ông ấy đây mà!



Đều Bị Lừa

Nghe đồn ông thầy bói nọ bói kiều rất giỏi, cô gái trẻ đến nhờ ông xem đường tình duyên. Lão thầy bói đĩnh đạc bảo cô tự tay giở quyển bói kiều. Cô gái giở trúng hai câu:
“Thuyền quyên ví viết anh hùng
Ra tay tháo củi sổ ***g như chơi”
Thầy bói tươi cười nói:
– Theo như hai câu này mà luận số ra, số cô gặp một người chồng tài giỏi, lanh lợi, cần cù, tiết kiệm, chăm chỉ làm ăn.
Nghe thế, cô gái mừng rỡ biếu cho thầy một xấp tiền. Không ngờ về sau, cô gái gặp phải một người chồng cờ bạc rượu chè be bét. Hận quá, cô đến trách mắng lão thầy bói. Không ngờ gã tỉnh bơ đáp:
– Ồ ! tôi và cô đều bị lừa rồi! Ai lại tin vào miệng lưỡi của cái thằng sở khanh!



Không Sao Đâu

Đôi tình nhân rủ nhau đi chùa đầu năm. Chàng mang theo chiếc máy ảnh hiệu Canon để chụp kỷ niệm “thuở yêu nhau còn e ấp thẹn thùng”. Chùa nhiều cảnh đẹp và lạ, nên chàng tha hồ bấm máy cho nàng làm điệu. Thấy chàng có máy, một vài người đi lễ chùa tưởng chàng là thợ chụp ảnh dạo nên đề nghị chụp cho họ vài “pô”. Chàng cười đáp:
– Tôi không phải là thợ chụp ảnh. Nhưng tôi sẽ vui lòng tặng các gì các mợ vài kiểu để lấy hên năm mới!
– Nói rồi chàng chụp cho nhiều người. Thấy chàng chụp, người qua kẻ lại xúm lại mỗi người xin một kiểu, chàng đều tươi cười đáp ứng, Nàng nóng ruột nói nhỏ vừa đủ cho chàng nghe:
– Toàn người lạ anh chụp cho họ làm gì? Tiền phim, tiền tráng rọi sao anh chịu nổi? Chắc hết cuộn phim quá…
– Không sao đâu! Chàng thảng nhiên trả lời – chủ yếu là vui mà!
– Nhưng anh phải mất công đi giao ảnh tặng họ nữa, rất phiền phức anh hà!
– Không sao đâu. Anh chỉ nhá đèn cho họ vui, chứ trong máy đâu có … phim
– Hả?



Chuyện Kiêng Ngày Tết

Một giọng đàn ông hoảng hốt gọi đến sở cảnh sát đêm giao thừa:
– Xin báo cho 113 gấp. Tôi ở số nhà… Căn hộ của tôi vừa bị kẻ gian bẻ khoá, chúng đã lấy sạch tiền, vàng…
– Ông và gia đình bình tĩnh và cố giữ nguyên hiện trường. Chúng tôi sẽ đến ngay..
– Ấy, từ từ cũng được, qua mồng 3 các ông hãy đến, nhà tôi vẫn kiêng người lạ xông đất.



Tôi Thấy Lạ Lắm

Đêm 30, cảnh sát trực nhận được cú điện thoại của một người đàn ông say rượu:
– Xin các ông đến gấp, chỉ đường hoặc đưa tôi về nhà. Tôi không còn biết phương hướng!
– Nhưng ông đang ở đâu?
– Tôi chỉ còn biết mình đang đi trên một con đường.
– Đường số mấy, ông thử cố nhớ xem con đường ấy có đặc điểm gì?
– Không rõ là đường số bao nhiêu, nhưng con đường này tôi thấy lạ lắm, nó được lát bằng ngói.



Ai Chém Bố Đâu

Tết đến, bố ở quê mới ra, thăm vợ chồng con gái ở phố. 2 vợ chồng làm nghề buôn ở chợ giời. Ông cụ vốn lần đầu lên thành phố, xuống xe xích lô trả tiền, vừa vào nhà con gái hỏi:
– Thế nó chém bố mấy nhát?
Ông bố ngẩn người chả hiểu gì: “Làm gì có ai chém bố đâu”



Lia Cho Bố Vài Băng

Tối đến, sau khi cơm nước xong xuôi, ông cụ vào phòng nghỉ. Hai vợ chồng nằm ở bên kia nghĩ thương bố, mai bố về quê rồi không có mấy tiền tiêu xài. Chồng mới bảo vợ:
-Hay em mở tủ xem đạn dược thế nào, có còn băng nào lia cho bố vài băng.
Bố nghe xong sợ quá nhổm dậy bỏ chạy thục mạng thề không lên thành phố nữa



 

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